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tangloft sastii - if i ever kill myself,take,this,as a suicide note lyrics

[verse 1; lil alphabet]
b, c, d, e, f, g
h, i, j, k, l
m, n, o. p
q, r, s, t, u, v
w, x, y, z

[verse 2; pubichairsmoker]
watching g+y p+rn while i pay gorn
gorn is my best friend, gorn is my friend to the end
gorn and i go to diddy parties
gorn and i are kinda some [bad word]
and by which i mean, we’re not that smart
yes yes yes i’m like dj khaled if he didn’t pay his rent
i am not superman, i am not clark kent
if i was named four years old, what does that mean, huh?
and then i went to the store
and i saw your great grandmother there and she’s a wh0re
she was selling her body for a pepsi
i said, hm, let me see. them titties
i had s+x with your great grandmother
i am now your great grandfather
is what i am saying
on this beat, i am slaying

[verse 3; uncle sam “moe” lester]
i’m in a room full of lesbians, but i shoot the smallest and eat them
i don’t like women so i beat them
when i’m not allowed to go fishing i slit them and eat them
i don’t like it when the condom gets sloppy, then i can’t use it when it rips a whole in it and i gotta pay child support, even though i’m already broke as a joke, and the new norm is woke
i can’t understand what i’m saying at this point
i’ve been playing strip poker for too long my eyes, i might as well have rolled a joint
i think, i think i, i think, i think i think, i am so right when i talk
i don’t even know. i don’t know when
i flip that hoe i died and i died, i lived and i died
i eat cats to take their nine lives
[verse 4; tangloft sastii]
i got a disease and it’s aids
the job i work at barely pays
i just crashed a whole plane
because the chips tasted too plain
there’s a chihuahua outside my house
so i’m going to kick it
i just texted yuno marr and he gave me a ticket
to the yuno miles orange tour he gave me a ticket
i just robbed a girl named bridget
she was real mad and she was like “give it”
but she couldn’t reach me, cus she was a midget
put the money on top of my head, she thought i hid it
i just had a daughter and she’s 1
i ain’t paying no child support imma run
no this verse isnt even done i hate you if you want it to end
i chessboxed mlk and i won
went fishing caught a rubber boot aw shucks
i just adopted a pet chicken named clucks
i’m gonna starve the chicken cus i need the money more then he does
that girl bridget caused a big fuss
sam moe lester on the beat so my suicide note’s ready
me and spongebob rob a doorkn+b bob’s like im ready
but at least he’s not a doodle mi hoy me noy
ian isnt like straight cus he likes boys
sam moe lester is like shane dawson i’ll leave it at that
i made that beat earlier in chrome music lab did you like that
i wonder where i’ll be in the future
thats the guy who made like that
sam moe lester’s playing poker in vr but its strip poker
next he’s gonna do sword fighting but not with a sword with his poker
sam moe lester told me a valuable quote that i won’t say
also ian youre like half g+y
ok can i be done

- tangloft sastii lyrics

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