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tankard - flirtin' with desaster lyrics

i drank lots of apple wine last night
and now my bowels, they don’t feel so right
wet fart! something don’t feel right
wet fart! soiled my pants tonight

lack of control, what else can i say?
my rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
wet fart! no reason or rhyme
wet fart! dinglberry time

now i lessen for you all to hear
don’t trust that feeling knocking at your rear
wet fart! i’m not that perplexed
wet fart! you just might be next

flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
b-tt mayonaise
flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
it seems it’s not my day
flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
i p-ssed some gl-ss
flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
and blue chunks out my -ss
flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
b-tt mayonaise
flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
it seems it’s not my day
flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
i p-ssed some gl-ss
flirtin’ with desaster, flirtin’,
and blue chunks out my -ss

- tankard lyrics

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