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tankard - myevilfart lyrics

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hey boss! your party’s cool
another year so let’s start drinking
excess! the alcohol flows
your birthday is a night for sinners

my bladder’s full
need to take a killer p-ss now
i can’t, can’t hardly walk
gotta find a wall to mark now

i went to pee, and p-ssed some gas
my r-ct-m is evil, i’ve just burnt my -ss

[chorus:]
my evil fart! methane is a form of might
in the burning flame of power! my evil fart
my evil fart! methane is a form of might
in the burning flame of power! my evil fart

here comes my friend
with a raging pole to empty
nice, right next to me
wretched wind right up his nostril

my friend got sick, he had to puke
my -ss had the power, it wasn’t a fluke

[chorus:]
my evil fart! methane is a form of might
in the burning flame of power! my evil fart
my evil fart! methane is a form of might
in the burning flame of power! my evil fart

the job was done
i went back home really happy
still unable to walk
hit the hay but then i blew more

people-a lesson learned
a lot of beers and you’ll start stinking
eat beans-and that’s how it goes
make people spew and be a winner

[chorus:]
my evil fart! methane is a form of might
in the burning flame of power! my evil fart
my evil fart! methane is a form of might
in the burning flame of power! my evil fart

- tankard lyrics

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