tankard - shit-faced lyrics
nice hotel – place to stay
we sought a place to get some rest
the owner said: “please keep it down”
“we’re good boys” – so we lied
raise some h-ll!
two days p-ssed – f-ckin’ mess
the maids refused to clean our stys
ravioli neath the rug
stench of beer – everywhere
we were sh-t-faced – relieving stress is so much fun
f-ckin’ sh-t-faced – getting sick and thrashing rooms
one week down – place was f-cked
we tore the heater off the wall
and broke the windows in our room
no one cared – we were drunk
raise some h-ll!
bed diving – brand new sport
from our beds we’d start to leap
and dive into the cabinets
they broke too – nothing spared
went downtown – forgot the keys
we climbed into someone’s window
but they shot teargas in our eyes
didn’t look – locked outside
raise some h-ll!
place destroyed – where to now?
we moved into another room
five minutes p-ssed and it was thrashed
last warning – they kicked us out
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