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tanner gillman - i learned the ukulele 30 minutes ago lyrics

i’m a white guy with a ukulele
i’m the guy at every party you hate
i’m a white guy with a ukulele
only learned three chords so that girls think i’m great
cause i put the minimum effort into learning this little song
and i wanted to impress you without working hard or too long

cause i’m a white guy with a ukulele
i’ve only put thirty minutes into learning this thing
yeah i’m a white guy with a ukulele
and i hit the thing every five seconds so i can check down and hide the fact that i’m looking for the next chord which is g
and it’s really hard to make this little triangle with your fingers
so if i sing loud enough you won’t notice the fact that i’m playing g over and over again

i’m a white guy with a ukulele
and i wear this lei to hide my pecs
cause i’m insecure that my muscles aren’t big as the guy next to you and the guy next to his next
cause i’m uh, really really thinking that you might be impressed with me
and if i play this thing hard enough+
we could, we could maybe, um
use my mom’s debit card and get a bagel or something?
aloha!

- tanner gillman lyrics

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