taxidermy recital - jamie williams pressnall is an alien (jwpiaa) lyrics
jamie williams-pressnall is an aliengatorade-drinkin
vegetarian
when derek proposed she said she’d marry him
then neely put her in an aquarium
ooh-ooh did she know how to swim
ooh-ooh soggy wheat thins
ooh-ooh she wants a diet soda
ooh-ooh has she been to north dakota?
ponytail bouncin’ all over the place
gotta keep the hair out of her face
tapdancing on a metal plate
held to a box by duct tape
ooh-ooh she listens to wham?
ooh-ooh she’s their biggest fan?
ooh-ooh i heard she stole street signs
oooh-oooh, is she good at bustin’ rhymes?
f-nny pack and tights walkin’ down the street
go over to kianna’s to watch dawson’s creek
how much popcorn are you gonna eat?
she probably thinks that i’m a freak
ooh-ooh can you see the dots on your guitar
ooh-ooh she teaches art?
ooh-ooh does she like surrealism?
ooh-ooh watch out for botulism
oh jamie
oh jamie
you slay me
you slay me
don’t hate me
don’t hate me
baby
oh baby
jamie
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