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tba (pl) - i love scientology (i promise) lyrics

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[verse 1]
no matter who you are
you still have a chance
spiritual freedom is near
you only have to donate

so hurry up and audit
or you’ll be d+mned forever

[bridge]
i hereby pledge my allegiance
to the great
and the great church of scientology
i will read every single day
until we meet again in xenu’s sp+ceship

[chorus]
oh dear
xenu will free us all
please bless my soul
this is not a cult
(yeah, totally)
oh dеar
xenu will free us all
pleasе bless my soul
this is not a cult
(yeah, totally)
[verse 2]

ron l. hubbard was a visionary
his teachings are food for thought
oh lord xenu please release me
from this heretic+filled world
i live to spread your truth
among the doubters and suppressives
you possess
and your words shall guide me to salvation

[chorus]
oh dear ron l. hubbard
xenu will free us all
please bless my soul
this is not a cult
(yeah, totally)
oh dear david miscavige
xenu will free us all
please bless my soul
this is not a cult
(yeah, totally)

[outro]
female scientologist: hey, look what i found!
male scientologist: this is heresy, who even is this terry davis guy?
fs: surely he must be a suppressive person
ms: what in xenu’s name is templeos?

- tba pl lyrics

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