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team clutch - bootyhole shanty lyrics

[intro: yz aubergine]
alright ye scat scallywags, all hands on deck!
hoist the sails, drop the trousers, grab the tweezers and binoculars!
drink a pint and let’s sing the booty shanty, ready?
make some noise it’s time to booty rain!

[chorus]
bbc!
i’m taking it on my knees!
baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
bbc!
i’m spreading out my cheeks!
tooting up that ass so you can…
(cheeky s+xual moan)
f+ck me!
bbc!
i’m taking it on my knees!
baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
bbc!
i’m spreading out my cheeks!
tooting up that ass so you can…
(cheeky s+xual moan)
f+ck me!
[verse 1: yz aubergine]
he a landlubber, i’m a man+lover
bumhole colour purple, but no danny glover+
sheathe a “lethal weapon”, anti+f+nny buster
never plunging clunge, time to spank and plunder!
thunderclap his ass, make his hеrpes spread
call his b+tt a panda, +n+s “turning red”
got a burning hеad ghost riding cheeks
hunting down your meat, not playing hide and seek
’cause i’ve been gripping d+cks like i’ve been sipping beer
a bum buccaneer, a pr+ck pistoleer
make your family watch me fart in your mouth…
we got seven seas rocking gonorrhoea!
if your c+ck’s concealed when i cop a feel
i turn straights to g+ys like “h0m+ copperfield”!
watch me force the foreskin with some krokodil
rigging your sperm count, i can’t “stop the steal”!
hammer half the spine, a bony glockenspiel
gladly split the +n+s like a banana peel
if there’s a funeral for the bootyhole
we’ll still pound the cheeks if the coffin’s sealed!
h0m+ holiday, we hauling jaws of g+ys
topping cream and nut on his c+ck parfait
see i be shooting sons, my s+m+n marvin g+ye…
dominate the hole, i’m sh+t charlemagne!
[verse 2: fat bub]
bootyhole pirates, sh+t on my eyelids
hunting for booty and searching for privates
fly in that ass like a muhf+ckin’ pilot
spreading the bootycheeks out like a virus
swinging the p+n+s around, it is giant
kissing his lips, boy i swear he the finest
sit in them b+lls like i’m miley cyrus
beating them cheeks, tape his mouth, he is silent!
rawd+gg+ng them cheeks ’til he shedding a tear
hunting for p+n+s like it is a deer
we the g+y ass pirates, we the “bucca+queers”
tearing out them guts, i got a souvenir
yo ho, hee ho, anchors away!
f+ck on my homies because i am a g+y
spin on his d+ck like i’m doing ballet
twerk on his p+n+s, my booty gon’ shake
i said “shiver me timbers”, we started to finger | our b+ttholes
we f+cking, the smell finna linger
and after that, i take him out for some dinner
he snow on my face like the month is december
put my hook in his ass, wiped with the wrong hand
we ain’t f+cking no b+tches, i’m stealing your man
we’re wearing bikinis, we getting a tan
playing with b+lls like kevin durant
it’s going, the s+m+n was flowing
i’m spreading my cheeks, now my bootyhole showing
it’s wet like the ocean, my hip on his thigh…
lube it up with some lotion
clapping the cheeks, gag on d+cks, started chokin’
…open my cheeks
rip open my legs
he picked me up, slammed me down on the bed
rub his tongue on my nipples after we have s+x
he gon’ eat my ass like some scrambled eggs
[verse 3: hepatitis g]
(d+ck!)
i’ma f+ck a cripple
i’ma play with his booty, i’ma play with his nipples
thought he had two nuts, but he had triple
special ed head really hit, give me more
f+ck him from the bed, now we moving straight to the floor
sh+tting out a storm!
i’ma judge his dookie, think it had a good form
feel it on my d+ck, thought it felt real warm
he gon’ jerk me off at super speed
deepthroat it, no cough
eat this slop out the trough
r+t+rds give me top
he want it real bad, man he froth for the c+ck
he begging me to stop, do you want it or not?
you f+ck with team clutch you gon’ get cum shot
doth thine know you’re one of my hoes?
you open up my box and you find a nice chode
grab a couple b+lls, we going g+y mode
jerking anyone and everyone to form a big load

[verse 4: scar]
i’ma board your ship, so hand it over quick
i’m not talking booty, man i’m talking d+ck!
my name is “skeet bonnet”, cum in my rum
you want some? well, come take a sip…
me and black d+ck, we come to your village
we toot it up and we f+ck and we pillage
we ain’t never gonna stop ’til every single
mouth and booty and d+ck is filled with all of our filling
x marks the spot, it leads to my d+ck
stds, but i’m illiterate as sh+t
i’ma blunderbuss all over your nuts
i’m fruity as f+ck eating nut for lunch
yeah we got scurvy, but we love to f+ck
gonna walk the plank if you don’t toot it up
i’m the king of bi pirates
monkey bbc, luffy+who crew getting fruity for the booty
the once piece is real, but my two cheeks are better
the whole crew weathered for the bootyhole weather
oh sh+t, ghost ship from the distance!
there’s a flag on the mast of james charles getting fisted!
it’s a flying dutchman, he was crying and sobbing
d+ck looking real scary, gigantically haunting
pegged data with his legs that he uses for walking
and then f+cked him in the ass whilst the sailors were watching

[chorus]
bbc!
i’m taking it on my knees!
baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
bbc!
i’m spreading out my cheeks!
tooting up that ass so you can…
(cheeky s+xual moan)
f+ck me!

[verse 5: trinidad buller]
di bwoy love me, so me f+ck him in the batty
he start fi bowl out, i put it in he mouth
he want a big c+cky
me plunder he
he bleeding all pan me
he break in he throat and make e bwoy choke
until he cannot breathe
di caribbean sea, is where all mi k!llers dem be
sucking on big black d’s…
we cumshoot and don’t say “freeze”!
mi hoist di flag wit di rainbow
no black flag, skull, or crossbone
f+ck blackbeard in ‘e assh0l+
suck he crew d+cks by an atoll

[verse 6: blk mask]
i love it when he big, buff, and black
he searching in my booty, captain jack
i’ma eat the whole d+ck for lunch
f+ck up the roof of my mouth, captain crunch
pirate’s life, that the life for me
i’m throating n+ggas across the seven seas
i love it when my bussy get took
his d+ck curve hard, captain hook
we f+cking in the back of the boat
i’n ’bout to show him why these n+ggas really call me the goat
i’m shoving all of these seaman’s d+cks in me until i get soaked
if you select me at the right time. then you will get smoke
i’m tryna ride the moby d+ck
set sail in my +n+s ’til i’m motion sick
i’m getting dizzy+
well give me that d+ck baby, i love free w+lly!
i’m throating on a d+ck and yeah it taste like chili
i’m a menace in the f+cking crew
he got a d+ck that be looking like one of shaq’s shoes
prolapse my +n+s, that’s ludacris, i’m “chopped and screwed”!
i need a n+gga dark as f+ck and he sound like pooh
be my matey, that d+ck is driving me crazy
my superman, cum and save, we f+cking ’til we get lazy
i’m sucking out all your babies, i’m foaming nut like rabies
my vision is getting hazy, you n+ggas really can’t fade me!

[verse 7: s+m+n sissy]
blackbeard in my back read
i got busted on by a buccaneer
i let five guys cum in my eyes on the high tide like “aye aye”!
like a kanye fan, i meat ride
let my matey put his meat inside me
hoist the flag, show my g+y pride
i stay tuned in to queer eye
arrr! peg leg in my +rs+
voyage on his meat to afar
ahoy matey, i don’t f+ck with ladies
hey captain jack, i’m jonesing for davy
davy jones
ride him like a bot on a jizzin’ journey
d+cks and stones can give me crohn’s, but jizz will never hurt me
just kidding, i got scurvy
i’m looking for booty, the one with a crack
dress him in drag, looking for a scallyf+g
double+crossed d+cks on the flag
i’m throwing back at captain jack
jerk him off with my hook hand
i’m a cum captain, i’m in command
i demand to get slammed in my +n+l gland
i got f+cked by a merman

[verse 8: dah malewh0res]
spread it wide, give me my telescope
pull it out his ass, the smell doesn’t choke
’cause i see a big p+ck+r on a ship at sea
full sail to the ship’s rear and ram it with speed
we’re boarding the ship, k!lled the ones with no d+ck
tied up all of the men who are cute and look fit
one begs and tells me where they keep all their money
but we don’t want fleece, we just want all their booty
put them all in the brig, all stripped
i take the one that my first mate tried to pick
take him to ye quarters and take off ye fits
i ate a big whale ’cause i’m moby thick
i tell him he’s gotta make me arrrgh
or i’ll have to gut him open and f+ck the scar
my hook’s in his +n+s to make him get hard
his c+ck is real juicy, now make me arrgh!
my bumhole is walking the wooden plank
ass on his thighs, giving it a spank!
i start to moan, he’s sharp like a barrette
my moans get repeated by my trusty parrot
i’m shaking my +rs+ like a salt shaker
he’s blowing my back like a windwaker
my booty felt so good, i spider his wood
i turned the lad into a widow+maker
he’s squirting out his cannonb+lls
i yell “thar she blows” and sh+tted out on the wall
he’s really thirst, so he’s l!cking it all
i am the captain of sodomy standing tall
k!lled all the women and f+cked the sailors
if you got a big ass, then say your prayers
your treasures, your loot cannot satiate me
keep yees gold, i just want ye virginity!

[chorus]
bbc!
i’m taking it on my knees!
baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
bbc!
i’m spreading out my cheeks!
tooting up that ass so you can…
(cheeky s+xual moan)
f+ck me!

[verse 9: direlm]
giving him kisses, my d+ck is k!ller, sleep you with the fishes
i got that h0m+ swallowing my children
putting my kids into grown folks’ business
i eat it i’m vicious
and i go up to that hetero’s missus
told her that i had her man bending over my bed
all while she was cleaning up them dishes b+tch
speedos are my business fit
i rub his nipples like a cl+t
but not a cl+t, i don’t f+ck no b+tch
only thing good is a f+cking d+ck
you know i’m a f+cking pr+ck
f+cking your ass then i rob your sh+t
we don’t got lube so i use my spit
i can make any man do the splits
n0body can stop me
yeah i’m real g+y so you know that i’m c+cky
i got a husky man crawling on top me
giving your mans brain just like a zombie
i’m just yearning all feelings all sensual
when he calls me daddy, i feel real special
got me gargling both of them t+st+cl+s
i’m a flaming, raging h0m+s+xual!

[verse 10: kolossalk+cks]
captain blackd+ck with a fat pr+ck
tell your booty scouts to come track this
light your bowels ablaze like me matchstick
that black booty gettin’ sn+tched quick
catch me drydocking with a witless queer
kraken booties open with a littered spear
treat his p++p like treasure deep within his rear
work him from inside like a g+y puppeteer
arrgh matey, give me a spell…
this hook make it hard, watch me ding+a+ling swell!
check the smell of the bowels of the brigadine jail
scurvy slopped on yer d+ck like secretes of a snail
i’m not blackbeard, i be a fat queer
filthy legendary known black rear
and we cracking open all ass here
like a g+y pap smear, me scat smear
booty cramming god d+mnit, these harlots can’t stand it!
the bootyhole pirates of clutch has just landed
the raper, gut+taker, don’t care what me branded
me third hanging leg leave yer bumhole enchanted
playing chess. you scallies be the rook
seven seas be known as the booty crook
splooge shot create watery graves
pirate king when it comes to the booty took
suck me nuts ’til i start to blunderbust
c+ck at sea, me crew filled with wonderl+st
r+ct+m creed, i’ll assassinate your b+tt
drag you down to davy jones of clutch
me p+ck+r turned sable when sat at ye neck
me booty needs cleaning, now swab up the deck
“is this done by force”? yes mate, you’re correct!
hope he love moby d+ck ’cause i speak about s+x

[verse 11: notxxxayne]
n+gga treat me like a sl+t, n+gga grip my back end
bootyhole warrior standing, i’m the last man
got him chained up and i give the n+gga a backhand
while i smoke the n+gga d+ck like a brand new pack man (keep a strap man)
you think i’m straight? well i think that you’re crazy
sn+tch up you ass when i swallow yo babies
rode d+ck like a horse, i said “yippie ki aye aye”
and i bit a n+gga d+ck like a n+gga had rabies
oh lord n+gga, you think you’re a man now?
saw the n+gga panties when i pulled the n+gga pants down
like a plane on my face, s+m+n better land now
s+m+n ran down when i blew it like a fan now
thanos got the glove on, i’ma snap it
big booty n+gga and he know i’ma tap it
treat him like a toy when i call that n+gga f+ggot
grab a n+gga d+ck and you know a n+gga fapping
blew his ass up like a muhf+ckin’ cannon
blood on my d+ck like a muhf+ckin’ tampon
fresh fish in this b+tch, grill his ass like he salmon
pressing record make sure i got the cam on
f+cking me good, hitting me from the back
b+tch i’m a f+g, i don’t cap when i rap
cum in his eye and i’m making him mad
when that sh+t hit his vision and then he see black
sn+tching yo kids like a pedophile
and he fat cut that weight like a suicidal
make him run a mile make him sweat like tidal
f+ck him in the woods ’cause my d+ck game wild, n+gga
make his d+ck spin like a turntable
dj n+gga round like a burnt bagel
sperm maple sticky like a burned candle
wheelchair make it spin like he unstable
b+tch i’ll f+ck your daddy i don’t give a sh+t
tryna steal our flow, thieving little b+tch
hope yo momma beat you and you cut your wrist
in ya grave hope you know you drown in p+ss lil’ n+gga
n+gga think he making big moves
stealing bar, stealing beats, hitting l!cks too
one thing i’mma promise, we gon’ k!ll you
’cause clutch ain’t f+cking with the big dudes

[verse 12: hydracocque]
bbc! n+gga swallow me!
pin you down to the ground and i’ll have my way with thee!
bbc, what will you be?
i’m the p+n+s punisher and i want your booty!
man enough of these tenor notes
i’m finna f+ck a n+gga, stroking his booty to all these intervals
l!ckin’ a n+gga down, i’m gonna be sucking his p+n+s and t+st+cl+s
skin him alive and i’m gonna be living’ inside, i’m a sick h0m+s+xual
g+y pirate with a stiff wooden peg leg
twenty n+ggas in my bed and their legs spread
parrot on my shoulder and he also got a b+n+r
black beard, black queer, sippin’ s+m+n soda
i don’t even give a f+ck unless it’s up a male ass
i never ask, i rape and tape and gape and prolapse
scalp a n+gga while he’s sucking me off, that’s no cap
rope tied around his mouth so the n+gga won’t yap
got a blunderbuss that sh+t go brrrat
k!ll opp n+ggas, i drop n+ggas, i’m layin these n+ggas flat
got a hook on the end of my third arm
rip a n+gga’s ass, i’m causin some absurd harm
wearin’ out a n+gga’s ass but never gonna be wearin’ out my voice
pull up in the whip, a pirate ship, i ain’t ever need no rolls royce
pullin’ up to the dock and i’m ready to dock, i can give top to all the g+y boys
so pull out the wooden s+x toys, make noise
this is for all the g+y n+ggas in the seven seas
all the n+ggas on their knees just to please
l!ck upon my f+cking nuts and give my d+ck a squeeze
pump my d+ck up while i’m pumped up on amphetamines
it’s a long verse, but i got a long c+ck
shoot a long burst, then it drag when i walk
where the f+ck are my marbles? they’re all lost!
so pumped that my nipple rings popped off!
just suck my d+ck until my p+n+s pops off
cut your head and f+ck it, man i like my men sawed off
i’m into all c+ck but you n+ggas all talk
trace your body with my cum, outlined in c+ck chalk
anyways, that’s enough of that sh+t!
i’mma go and suck another d+ck!

[chorus]
bbc!
i’m taking it on my knees!
baby batter dripping down as far as the eye can see!
bbc!
i’m spreading out my cheeks!
tooting up that ass so you can…
(cheeky s+xual moan)
f+ck me!

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