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team starkid - show stoppin number lyrics

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[professor hidgens]
it’s
a
show stoppin’ number, a real show stopper
a show stoppin’ number, come on
something to shock ’em, to bring them a-crawling
a big-time box-office draw
with the press and the glamour, we’ll k!ll the reviews
spotlight on mr. ingenue
so fill up your tumbler
got a show stoppin’ number for you

[emma, spoken]
professor, please, if they find us they will k!ll us!

[professor hidgens, sung]
a show stoppin’ number is something you die for
a real catchy earworm-y tune
an award-winning score that seeps in and out of your pores
a ditty to make the chorus girls swo-on
it’ll unify humanity in a thundering chorus!
no exits from this broadway venue
so splash those shiny cymbals
got a show stoppin’ hymnal for you

(spoken)
this song’s pretty good, huh? i bet you didn’t know i was also a composer. in fact, while i’ve been preparing for the apocalypse i’ve also been writing my own musical… do you mind if i give you the pitch?

[emma, spoken]
we don’t have time—

[ted, spoken]
f-cking go for it!

[professor hidgens, spoken]
it’s called: working boys: a new musical. it’s the story of a group of old college chums. sure, they found success in the business world. still, they can’t help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus. but those glory days, they’re gone for good
or, are they? this here, is the t-tle number!

(sung)
business calls, i’m up to my -ss in sh-t
what is this business?
markets are crashing and i’m at the edge of my wits
i just can’t take it
when all i want to do
is spend the day with greg
and steve
and stu
and mark
and leighton
and chad

(spoken)
ring, ring. the phone rings. i answer it

oh, hey greg. i’m swamped, with business. stocks, bonds, golden parachutes… remember those days on the football field, greg? last week feels like ages ago

what? today? after work? on the football field? the old stomping ground, eh greg? just you.. and me… and steve… and stu… and mark, and leighton…
and chad

five o’clock. i’ll see you then, greg…
i’ll see you then

(sung)
all i want to do
is spend that day with steve and—
five o’clock can’t come soon enough
five o’clock can’t come soon enough
five o’clock can’t come soon enough
i can’t wait to get home
to my boys

a show stoppin’ number, a real show stopper
an aria to rule them all
they’ll throw us their money at full price admission
the world will come tumblin’ down
hamilton, move over
your new compet-tion’s in town

[“greg”, spoken]
hey henry!

[professor hidgens, spoken]
greg! is that really you?

[emma, spoken]
professor, no! that’s not greg!

[“greg”, spoken]
been a long time…

[“stu”, spoken]
hey boys, wanna toss that pig-skin around?

[professor hidgens, spoken]
stu! you haven’t aged a day! is it five o’clock already? it must be!

[“greg”, spoken]
come on, henry. we’ve got some catching up to do

[professor hidgens, “greg” & “stu”, sung]
working boys, we’re up in our -ss in sh-t
what is this business?
five o’clock can’t come soon enough
five o’clock can’t come soon enough
five o’clock can’t come soon enough
i can’t wait to get home
to my bo-oys!

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