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teamheadkick - brotherhood (assassin's creed brotherhood rap) lyrics

oh ezio, oh you’re so fricken hot
oh ezio, i want you to -ss-ssinate my p-ssy

it’s ezio again and you know about my swagger
leaning side to side walking around with my dagger
there’s no place you can hide when i’m coming for your life
that’s right, like oj simpson i’ll cut you with a knife
quick! walking down the street, there’ll be always me blasting
’cause i’m an uber 1337 pwn h4x0rz -ss-ssin
getting stabby stabby all up in your gut
straight knocking my head, then getting stabby in your b-tt
worked alone in the past, but now i got a crew
we’re the brotherhood and you’re totally screwed
infect you like the flu, i’m sick as a cold
a little mental in the head, i’m the taker of souls
i’m a k!ller of thriller, a human weapon, every step and i’ll find you bad guys and teach you all a lesson
i’ll be pressing the action, while you try to run away
but like a cat with 9 lives, i’ll live to fight another day
so pray that you haven’t p-ssed me off or i’ll regulate
chop you up in little pieces, serve your -ss up on my plate
wait, i ain’t no cannibal, but i k!ll you all one by one
weapons of the trade; i use swords, knives and hidden guns

here come the brotherhood
you best be afraid
here come the brotherhood
you’ll get the tip of my blade
here come the brotherhood
always moving in packs, always on the attack, we’re serving up the contracts
it’s the brotherhood
you best be afraid
here come the brotherhood
you’ll get the tip of my blade
here come the brotherhood
always moving in packs, always on the attack, we’re serving up the contracts

’cause it’s 1-8-7 on the mother f-cking templar (that means murder)
uh huh, ’cause i’m a pwn star
i’m like a ninja but better, cheesier than cheddar
running around the town collecting all the feathers
got a bag of coins, i’m rich as f-ck
giving out shots of vodka, get the ladies drunk
with my eagle vision, i’ll be checking lingerie
find a chick i like and take a roll in the hay
all the templars hate me, all the b-tches love me
they be like, (ezio, can you teach me how to dougie?)
no problem miss, let your booty relax and take a sip of this sh-t and start shaking your -ss
’cause i don’t play at all, i’m straight bad to the bone
i’ll sneak up in your house, chop off your dome
always hanging out with bimbos, popping lots of mentos
climbing up your ledges, walls and your windows
hang around while you’re p-ssing me by
spread my wings like batman, look to the sky
then i dive, and it’s death from above
because k!lling bad guys is the thing that i love

take gold and your loot, i’ll pickpocket your wallet
i gotta leave, i’m speedy gonzales
steel, silver and gold, money diamonds and more
like robin hood, b-tch; give my cash to the poor
and i strut around dancing like a medieval -ssh0l-
doing the soulja boy at the top of the castle
d-mn girl, you look good in them skimpies
staring right at your chest, ’cause them some tig ol’ bitties
whilst i’m done k!lling, let’s go out on a date
’cause i’m getting really sick and tired of having to m-st-rbate
wait, i need another minute, like a fat kid eating cake; i’m almost finished
got no shampoo and i got no toothbrush, don’t need no hygiene; i got the animus!
running past the guards, where did ezio go?
a blade to the back and i’m crushing your skull
i’m the man with the plan, always knocking my neck
no disrespect, but i keep your hoes in check
i’m a k!lling machine and i’ll be back for more
in the next sequel, -ss-ssin’s creed 4

- teamheadkick lyrics

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