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teamheadkick - deadpool rap (movie version) lyrics

[intro]
(deadpool)
(deadpool)

[verse 1]
they call me deadpool, i’m h-lla fast
came to merc the bad guys, and get some -ss
got blades for days, got guns galore
got combo moves, evades and more
with bear traps and hand grenades
pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
sittin’ on my chair, scratchin’ my nuts
don’t stop when i shoot, full-auto is on
your -ss is gr-ss, and i’m mowin’ the lawn
hot lead to the head, and i won’t stop
whatcha crew gunna do when i hack and chop?
but all these b-tches are prima donnas
i stuff my face with chimichangas
tacos and beers, always keepin’ it loose
hang on for a minute while i’m droppin’ a deuce
(deadpool)
s-xy mothaf-ckaaaa!
(deadpool)
(deadpool)
captain deadpool!
nah, just deadpool!

[verse 2]
merc with a mouth
i can’t die-
one foot in a grave but i’m still alive
try to k!ll me i’ll just revive
then i’ll put another bullet right between your eyes
i’m dangerous, feeling wreckless
squeeze your neck like i was a necklace
jump flip and leave ’em headless
i like my guns all big like texas
hey goons, thugs, and bosses
guess what? i brought colossus!
time’s up, better count your losses
kickin’ that -ss as my girlfriend watches
run away, you know that i’ll chase
every bad guy, put ’em right in their place
revenge! i’m gunna give you a taste
i’m s-xy as h-ll, but i cover my face
i’m ’bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
(deadpool)
tellin’ jokes and breakin’ the rules, i came for the taco’s
(deadpool)
playin’ with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
(deadpool)
’bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some

[verse 3]
bring the noise, i’ll bring the pain
ha! kickin’ -ss and takin’ names
payback time, i’m not playin’ games
these superpowers are feeling strange
i move like a freakin’ ninja
hand to hand, you know i’ll end ya
got two swords, now i’ll avenge ya
i don’t care if i offend ya
listen up, i got somethin’ to say
that’s right i run my mouth all day
step up, take a bloodbath
now you’re tryin’ to run and it’s makin’ me laugh
ha! ha! ha!
where you gunna go to?
tryin’ to hide, but you know i’m gunna find you
tippy-toes, sneakin’ up behind you, i’m deadpool
do i have to remind you?
regenerate, because it’s cool, when i fall off a ledge
(deadpool)
the crazy–ss guards always lookin’ to duel, so cl1ck, cl1ck, boom!
(deapool)
i don’t believe in the golden rule, i came to get laid
(deadpool)
note to the ladies: i’m not a tool, i’m a s-xy motherf-cker

[outro]
(s-xy motherf-cker)
(s-xy motherf-cker)
(s-xy motherf-cker)
(s-xy motherf-cker)
(deadpool)
(deadpool)
(deadpool)
(dead… pool…)

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