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teamheadkick - u mad bro lyrics

[intro]
oh
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
oh
hey bro, are u mad?

[hook]
ha-ha-ha-ha!
oh, u mad bro?
i don’t give a f-ck if you’re an mlg pro
ha-ha-ha-ha!
oh, u mad bro?
why you even care if i call your mom a ho?
ha-ha-ha-ha!
oh, u mad bro?
when i do your sister, i keep it on the low
ha-ha-ha-ha!
oh, u mad bro?
look at that face, you’re about to explode

[verse 1]
it’s kind of funny making you p-ssed and sh-t
it’s just a video game, so stop being a b-tch
you care about your kdr, but i don’t
you can get p-ssed, rage quit, but i won’t
it’s a game, it’s supposed to be fun
stop being so dumb and stop acting so young
on a quest to be the best and get to number one
on the leaderboards, but you never will, son
and even if you do, i ain’t impressed with that
why? your -ss is fat, you got a dumb-ss hat
if loose lips sink ships, then you’d sink the armada
talk so much sh-t, you’re like a p–p tostada

[hook]

[verse 2]
your face is so red, it’s like somebody boiled it
open your mouth and guess what, it’s a toilet
overflowing with anger and rage
you need to get yourself a plunger and stick it in your face
ha-ha-ha-ha, we’re all laughing at you
stop acting like a noob, stop being so rude
hey bro, i know i shouldn’t feed the trolls
but it’s funny as h-ll watching you lose control
“why is everybody always laughing at me!?”
cause you shoot like a girl and sit down to pee
you ain’t no g, so quit acting so hard
i can’t understand you, i don’t speak r-t-rd

[hook]

[verse 3]
acting like a bad-ss on xbox live
but in really life, you’re probably four feet high
a midget with an att-tude, you got some problems, dude?
take a deep breath, grab a drink and get some food
and stop yelling and screaming and acting tough
what’s the matter, your mama didn’t love you enough?
“what!? f-ck that, give me your address!”
why, so you can show up wearing makeup and a dress?
i’m laughing so hard, i need a tissue
d-mn bro, you got some anger issues
get a life, get a tan, get a job and get paid
and maybe if you’re lucky, you could get laid
“i get more -ss than a toilet seat!”
so is that how your dog got those stds?
“we should 1v1! how about that?!”
sorry bro, i don’t like to fight the handicapped

[rant]
god, i swear to god, i’m gonna rage quit!
motherf-cking rage quit, you understand?!
i hate guys like you!
you’re probably like four years old!
you’re probably like four years old!
oh-oh-oh-oh!
your mom didn’t love you either!
your mom didn’t love you either!
1v1 me! 1v1 me!
you- f-ck, god i hate this game!
always camping, you’re always camping!
why are you sitting there?!
why are you acting like a b-tch?!
find me in real life!
i’m gonna come to your house!
i’m gonna come to your house, so just keep on-
and gonna punch you right in your nuts!
oh my god!
oh my god, you p-ss me off so bad!
oh, oh i can’t handle this sh-t anymore!
this f-cking game, i’m gonna go back to ms. pac man!
i’m gonna play ms. pac man!
you understand?!
why is everybody always laughing?!
they’re always laughing!
f-ck, i hate you!
aghhhhh!!!!

u mad bro?
hey bro, why u so mad?

[hook]

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