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tech n9ne - hood connection, strange commercial lyrics

[female announcers]
and now, for america’s #1 show: the hood connection
with your host: rob ethan!

[tech n9ne performing the show’s theme]
hood connect, it’s strictly about the s-x
it’s the hood connect, we give what the b-tch will take
the hood connect, it’s strictly about the s-x
it’s just the hood connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada

[host rob ethan and crowd]
well, h-llo, and welcome to the hood connection
today’s contestant happens to be torn between three womenthat’s his wife, his b-tch, and his girl
boooo!
ha ha ha, i can’t wait to see how this one pans out
but first, a word from our sponsor

[salesperson and tech n9ne]
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ayo, what’s sizzlin’, this is tech n9ne
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where bullsh-t ain’t nothin’
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[host rob ethan and contestant]
and we’re back on the hood connection
when we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife…
his b-tch…
his girl…
or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
what’s it gonna be?
i think i’m gonna go for the spin, rob, i’m gonna go for the spin
he’s gonna go the spin!
ok here we go, i gotta spin this motherf-cker
-wheel spinning-
ah!

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