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technoblade - blitz - parody of “blank space” by taylor swift lyrics

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getting bored, of walls 2, i should find a new minigame
october, 2013, saw the game and i thought:
oh my god, the f— is this
so many, op kits
but i guess, i’ll play a game

horsetamers, every game, dominating winter all day long
everybody’s kits the same, because it is so d-mn strong
but hey, i can survive, i get better ping here, than to the hive
teams and hackers everywhere
but n-body plays blitz to be fair

so i keep on playing, and get horsetamer 6
my horse is fast but stupid, and i will call it brick
toxicologist gets added, with a level five stone sword
keep going with a single dream that
one day i’ll be leaderboards

gonna join another map, but i know it’s all in vain
trying to earn some coins, but it’s not worth the pain
got a long list of level 7s
no high level kits i’ve gained
i keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch
but that’s just the game

hypixel gets a new host, i will miss you 30 ping
now it’s on the east coast, but now i only want one thing
to get, the youtube rank
what the f— it’s 30k subs?
and i join the elite team

screaming, crying, horse users, as we nerf their kit to bits
don’t worry, toxic’s next- we’ll completely revamp blitz
make it, a whole new game
while i try, and rise to fame
i’ll make for, myself a name
when i’m done here this game will never be the same

so i release my first montage, become a rising star
people blame my hit detection, because of my 5 bar
but it was the first of many, and i buy armorer 10
people blame thorns constantly, but i still make one again

i name it unexpected, later i release life
my personal favourite, flawlesses left and right
but blitz has some new problems, and this one’s pretty dumb
only one map ever fills up…
why is it caelum?

remove caelum and replace it with v2
but it’s still half the things people queue
so many teams, the forums explode
so we release an update: team mode

that was my last move, and i leave the elite team
people ask me why, but i must follow my dreams
so i guess that marks the end of
my whole 9 month regime
but i’m telling you, the game is
better off than it seems

so that was blitz, it’s been over a year
nowadays there’s nothing, but lots of diamond gear
there’s five scouts in each round, it’s getting quite insane
i keep getting janitored but:
that’s just the game

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