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technoblade - blitz (parody of blank space) lyrics

[verse 1]
getting bored, of walls 2
i should find a new minigame
october 2013, saw the game and i thought
oh my god, the f-ck is this
so many, op kits
but i guess, i’ll play a game

[verse 2]
horse tamers, every game
dominating winter all day long
everybody’s kits the same
because it is so d-mn strong
but hey, i can survive
i get better ping here, than to the hive
teams and hackers, everywhere
but n-body plays blitz to be fair

[chorus]
so i’ll keep on playing
and get horsetamer 6
my horse is fast but stupid
and i will call it brick
toxicologist gets added
with a level 5 stone sword
keep going with a single dream that
one day i’ll be leaderboards
gonna join another map
but i know it’s all in vain
trying to earn some coins..
but it’s not worth the pain
got a long list of level 7s…
no high level kits i’ve gained…
keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch
but that’s just the game

[verse 3]
hypixel, gets a new host
i will miss you 30 ping
now it’s on, the east coast
but now i only want one thing
to get, the youtube rank
what the f-ck it’s 30k subs
and i join the elite team

[verse 4]
screaming, crying, horse users
as we nerf their kit to bits
don’t worry, toxic’s next
we’ll completely revamp blitz
make it, a whole new game
while i try, and rise to fame
i’ll make for, myself a name
when i’m done here this game will never be the same

[chorus]
so i release my first montage
become a rising star
people blame my hit detection
because of my 5 bar
but it was the first of many, and i buy armorer 10
people blame thorns constantly but
i still make one again
i name it unexpected
later i release life
my personal favorite
flawlesses left and right
but blitz has some new problems
and this one’s pretty dumb
only one map ever fills up
why is it caelum?

[bridge]
remove caelum and replace it with v2
but it’s still half the things people queue
so many teams the forums explode
so we release an update: team mode

[chorus]
that was my last move
and i leave the elite team
people ask me why but
i must follow my dreams
so i guess that marks the end of
my whole 9 month regime
but i’m telling you the game is
better off than it seems
so that was blitz
it’s been over a year
nowadays there’s nothing
but lots of diamond gear
there’s five scouts in each round
it’s getting quite insane
i keep getting janitored but
that’s just the game

- technoblade lyrics

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