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ted the poet - fans into exes lyrics

(intro)
april 24, 2024
i just dodged me a bullet

(chorus)
turning fans into exes
hoe squirted for the first time once i landed in texas (woah!)
woah, g+spot never been hit, who them lames you had s+x with hoe?
wanted her some merch and so i came in a necklace
let it dangle from your neck, b+tch (woah!)

(verse)
that sh+t meant for ashes when your grandmama die
once i broke up with my ex, this b+tch was standing in line
like d+mn, about time
dm’d once her planets aligned
she planned for demise, the second that she planted them eyes
i’m a d+mn, dirty dog, but i got animal rights
animal lefts, this ain’t what i planned to be said
but d+mn, you a mess
i’ll pay for your sanity test
had your manic episode, and now i’m thankful i left (switch it up)
what a plot twist (yeah)
all the lovey+dovey sh+t, it was nonsense (yeah)
little girl with a soul full of garbage (yeah)
everything i said, i meant it wholehearted (yeah, yeah)
dodged me a bullet, should cast me in matrix
don’t try to pull sh+t right after i’ve made it
keep smashing them lil’ d+cks, imagine the greatest
here’s some more sh+t you can add to your playlist, b+tch!
(chorus)
turning fans into exes
hoe squirted for the first time once i landed in texas (woah!)
woah, g+spot never been hit, who them lames you had s+x with hoe?
wanted her some merch and so i came in a necklace
let it dangle from your neck, b+tch
turning fans into exes
hoe squirted for the first time once i landed in texas (woah!)
woah, g+spot never been hit, who them lames you had s+x with hoe?
wanted her some merch and so i came in a necklace
let it dangle from your neck, b+tch (woah!)

(verse)
huh, huh (yeah)
sh+t real dirty in the streets these days
heart going down where my feces lays
hoes ain’t even worth cheesy dates
anyway, huh huh, anyway
rowdy boy, check in for the release date
ten toes down in my drinking phase
should’ve known better with my sleazy ways
(six, six) six red flags, don’t let her ride!
no more smashing under 25!
i don’t care who, what, where, when, or why
turn into a woman you don’t recognize
the tat on your leg will forever lie
flowers from grenades, but you’re weaponized
wrote some unreleased love songs, never mind
hope you hear this sh+t like seven times
f+ck it, purpose served
perfect swerve, ‘fore you work my nerves
blessing turned to curse
sh+t got stirred, now this bridge is burned
that was just your turn
f+cking learn not to mix your words
no go learn this verse and the first
forward and in reverse

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