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teddy grey - as long as it's not a monday lyrics

[garfeld]
i hate mondays
always greet the morning
in the afternoon
eat your breakfast quickly
’cause lunch is coming soon
always face the monday
with a teddy bear at your side
that’s pooky! if it gets spooky
at least we’ll know we tried
now let’s go see what’s on my schedule
abuse the dog? right on schedule!
i think today is gonna be special
’cause we’ll laugh and sing and play
as odee dances the ballet
and everything will be okay
as long as it’s not a monday
i said do the ballet!

[john]
garfeld! be nice to odee

[garfeld]
john, it’s not even breakfast and you’re alrеady asking me to be something that i’m not. it is far too еarly in the morning for this kind of treatment

[john]
it’s one in the afternoon, you lazy assh0l+! garfeld, what’s going on? who are these people?
[garfeld]
they’re the audience, john! our life is a musical today!

[john]
of course it is
garfeld and odee
where did i go wrong?
i should’ve gotten goldfish
they wouldn’t make me sing a song
i thought pets would help me
live a normal life
instead i get books and hats stamped with my cat

[garfeld]
john, hands off my merchandise!
now why don’t you go and make me a snack?
’cause you’re getting my opening number off track
now i have to win the audience back
so would you kindly go away?
while i jump and sing and play
and everything will be okay

[garfeld & john]
as long as it’s not a monday!

[garfeld]
i said get out!
[john]
yeah, yeah, i hear you the first time you f+ckin’ fat d+ck

[garfeld]
la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la

[odee]
aroo+oo+oo+oo+oo+oo!

[garfeld]
yeah, why don’t you just let me do that?
join us for an hour
watch us sing our songs
forget your cares and worries
because here, nothing ever goes wrong
oh no!
so i hope you’re all ready to have some fun
’cause this flabby tabby is second to none
and the adventure has just begun
so you can sit back and relax
open all your candy bars and snacks
laugh at all of my brilliant wisecracks
if you don’t like it kiss my orange ass
we’ll laugh and sing and play
so i hope to see you stay
’cause everything will be okay
as long as it’s not a monday!
la la la la la la la
[odee]
aroo+oo+oo+oo+oo+oo!

[garfeld]
la la la la la la!

[john]
garfeld!

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