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teddy grey - i love lasagna lyrics

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[garfeld, spoken]
when the universe kicks you in the b+lls
you don’t need to reach for alcohol
for there’s a certain recipe
that cures whatever’s ailing me

(spoken)
hit it!

oh, i love lasagna

it’s my favorite dish
sent out from the heavens, filling my every wish
nothing gives me more joy than italian cuisine
pasta, meat, cheese, and pure dopamine
oh, i love lasagna

eat it all through the night
give it all to me; i’ll savor every bite
i would be content to eat it еvery day
and whenevеr i’m finished, make another tray

oooo+oo+oo+oo+oo
i love lasagna, meow, meow, meow

[odee, barked]
ruff ruff ruff ru ru ru ruff!
[garfield, spoken]
odee, what is so important that…
oh my god, is he smoking crack?
f+ck, he was six months clean
uuuh, there’s nothing to look at over there, folks

let’s bring the focus back to me
i’ve got another verse for you!
ready?

(sung)
oh, i love lasagna

it’s much better than crack
and for all you out there addicted to smack
garfeld’s got a substitute to help you all quit
it’s not a 12+step program; it’s lasagna, b+tch!
if you are an addict barely clinging to life
(877) + 822 + 0485
that is the hotline for substance abuse
because addiction is no joke, and god loves you!

oooo+oo+oo+oo+oo
i love lasagna, meow, meow, meow

[odee, barked]
ruff ruff ruff ru ru ru ruff!
[garfeld, spoken]
what do you want?
oh god, oh f+ck!
would you go do something about that, please?

[john, spoken]
hey!
get back here, you stupid mutt; those are mine; i’ll k!ll you!

[garfeld, spoken]
oh sh+t!

(sung)
oh, i love lasagna

love it deeply within
please just eat lasagna and don’t do heroin
lasagna isn’t outlawed, and it won’t cause you pain
it didn’t k!ll jim morrison or kurt cobain
oh, i love lasagna

it’s the point of this song
i’m sure you get the idea, and you’ve been catching on
basically, just know that lasagna’s legit
and that alcohol and drug abuse is f+cked up sh+t
oooo+oo+oo+oo+oo
oooo+oo+oo+oo+oo

[john, spoken]
ha!
now i’ve got you, you little sh+t

[garfeld, spoken]
jesus christ!

(sung)
i love lasagna, meow, meow, meow

(spoken)
jesus!

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