teejayx6 - dynamic duo 2 lyrics
[verse: teejayx6 & kasher quoni]
i’m mad as h-ll, the weed man just shorted my weed
i was tryna get all buzzed‚ this n-gga gave me seeds
i just scammed a basketball player named abdul kareem
popped a n-gga outside the wal-mart and fleed the scene
i’m finna do donuts in his scat‚ krispy kreme
i just scammed a n-gga who sell donuts at krispy kreme
i’m finna respond to this b-tch dm‚ she wanna have s-x with me
i just bought a louis f-nny pack as an accessory
we bout to go f-ck this b-tch together, her name destiny
i’m finna k!ll one of my opps and catch a felony
and i scammed a spanish -ss n-gga, he was mexican
i’m finna go to jail‚ i just ran over a pedestrian
robbed my little cousin cause i found out he bis-xual
and i sold a 12 year old kid a weed edible
i just slapped the f-ck out a n-gga with freckles
i just f-cked a b-tch, then i bought her a pickle
i just f-cked a b-tch and i paid her with nickels
kept sucking my d-ck after i came and it tickled
i just f-cked an ugly–ss b-tch named aquineta
i just saw one of my opps in a 2003 jetta
i just beat the f-ck out of a n-gga and he had eczema
i just caught a n-gga re-rocking his old prom sneakers
i just caught a n-gga with some old beat balenciaga arenas
wouldn’t let me perform my songs so i shot up the arena
you can keep the indica cause i’m smoking on sativa
you can keep that black b-tch cause i’m f-cking on sumn better
i just found out one of my old hoes got cancer
i just scammed a b-tch online and she got cancer
took a mexican b-tch out to eat, she want anchovies
i just scammed an african–ss n-gga‚ he got ebola
you just f-cked a dirty–ss b-tch and got ebola
i just saw a bum–ss b-tch with adidas samoa
i just slapped the f-ck out my cousin and took his toaster strudel
just punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles
i heard you broke as h-ll in the crib, eating ramen noodles
i heard you broke as h-ll in the crib, eating pizza rolls
now i’m finna hit bitcoin on cedar grove
then go and punch me a nice hotel on lincoln road
this b-tch irritating, keep asking for edge control
and she suck my d-ck while i was driving, i lost control
i had 100 methods in that b-tch, how i lose my phone?
i’m mad as h-ll my methods stopped working, i gotta pay for codes
my b-tch still ain’t never let me f-ck, i’m tryna find some hoes
my pops still ain’t pay me for weed, i’m gonna steal his bowl
i just scammed a single parent mother for some enfamil
just got over on a n-gga and sold him some benadryl
i just got a credit card (in who name?) auntie melissa
bubble gum cookie, b-tch i’m smoking bubbilicious
i ain’t want to f-ck that b-tch cause she look like russel simmons
i ain’t want to f-ck that b-tch cause she look like katt williams
i just scammed a bald-head n-gga with cancer, he look like chauncey billups
shaved my head bald, now i look like chauncey billups
tried to rob me with a .22, it was a dillinger
then i reached in my pocket and stabbed him with a screwdriver
now i’m finna steal a n-gga car, with hangers and wires
i just scammed a gospel–ss n-gga, he sing in a choir
and i just found out my man snitched, i think he tekashi
and i just f-cked a b-tch with 20 kids, i think it’s [?]
i just made a ratchet–ss fan suck my little cousin weewee
i just stole some nachos and some chips from the ice cream truck
now i’m finna get a cpn and buy an ice cream truck
almost went to jail for selling weed out the ice cream truck
almost went to jail for selling crack out a u-haul truck
my momma moved again, i gotta punch a u-haul truck
my daddy snitched on me, now i gotta shoot up his white truck
my cousin snitched on me, now i gotta shoot up his white van
i just got approached in the mall by a white fan
had my hoodie on and got shot by a white man
f-cked my girlfriend and put money on her nightstand
couldn’t find no [?] so i popped a xan
couldn’t find no fire–ss weed, so i smoked a black
couldn’t find no other drugs around, so now i’m smoking crack
and i can roll a n-gga juice with some antifreeze
and i wear my moncler outside when it’s 100 degrees
i just f-cked a smart–ss b-tch with a master’s degree
i just f-cked a broke–ss b-tch and she asked for three dollars
three broke n-ggas over there, that’s about three burgers
he was short on a cigarette, he had one quarter
it cost 50 to get a cigarette, he had 25 cents
it cost 500 to pay her water bill, she had 25 dollars
it cost 20 to get a 170, he had 15 dollars
it cost 30 to get a haircut, teejay still ain’t got one
you know i scammed all my barbers i can’t even get one
bro your sh-t looking trife you gotta go and get one!
you went to jail for an hour and turned into a fruit loop
i just saw a crackhead try and f-ck a raccoon
i just tried to hang myself in the bathroom
cause i had a dream they deleted my youtube
had to beat a n-gga in his stomach with an umbrella
i’m mad as h-ll my flight got delayed – by delta!
me and quon had a show to go to in phoenix
just got an opp address, and he stay in vegas
couple days later, they had his funeral in las vegas
he wasn’t even from the hood, he was from las vegas
finna knock a n-gga out and go viral on worldstar
what you got on the weed, he said he got the cigar
if the opps in this party, than everybody shot
got caught with stolen credit cards, and they put me on the box
errybody say they f-ckin with the iphones, they lyin’
i just punched all my grandma bills, and her hospital fines
he tried to slide in the mall, all his pieces was declined
wearing them old -ss fits he had since 2009
by the time you [?] car n-gga, it was overheating
i’m off a hi-tec, i’m bout to be somewhere sleepin’
she was off her period, i told her open legs now
treat your b-tch like a dog and i told her “sit down!”
the opps had a funeral, dig up the casket in the ground
riding in a h-llcat, you in a box old town
walmart know my face, they keep saying “turn around!”
i just went to verizon, got approved, 0-down
yeah, i saw you in there too, but you had a high deposit
please hit my dm for some choice deposits
he tried to run off with the cheese, he keep duckin’ and dodgin’
but i got his address, so i’mma keep on sliding
my momma ran off with some cheese, i’m bout to go blow up her house
this sh-t really surprise me, n-ggas keep runnin’ they mouth
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