teenage disaster - a disastrous christmas lyrics
[intro]
it was a silent christmas, and young teenage disaster was scheming on something, horrible…
[verse 1]
santa’s blood on my hands, when will this ever end?
oh, what a mess, the fat man is dead!
the children are frightened of me
i’ll cut, and i’ll slash ’till christmas is dead
oh, what’s this? a b+tch stands in my way (f+cking die!)
they no longer stand in my way
santa is gone! but i’ll give you a gift
it’s my gun, i’ll shoot you with my gun
i’ll shoot you with my gun
[verse 2]
and+ (sorry, sorry, he kinda like snuck up on me)
and they’ll k!ll every elf, and i’ll stomp every deer
(oh f+ck, oh god, oh god, there’s like several reindeer, god they’re rеally gross up close, god, so f+ckin’+ they got like еye boogers and sh+t and i shot like all of+ god they’re all dead)
i’m a grinch, and i’m a sinner
and if you’re not careful, i’ll make you my dinner
go ahead and open your gift, open it
(is that a severed p+n+s? what the fu+)
wha+ what? you don’t like it?
(oh my god?)
they won’t understand me, and that’s okay, and that’s alright
[outro]
but you know what i did? and what i achieved?
this christmas, i f+ckin’+
k!lled that b+tch, santa claus!
k!lled that b+tch, santa claus!
k!lled that b+tch, santa claus!
k!lled that b+tch, santa claus!
(merry christmas)
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