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teimunity - beetlejuice vs. blitzo • rap battle! (trb) lyrics

[verse 1: beetlejuice | leo barqui]

the ghost with the most has entered
no hoax, no joke, i’m a specter
i’m just poking at you, joe
but i sense that a little red pest is next to be dismembered
soooooo what will it be, blitzy?
wanna play with the b double e t
uhhhhhh?
e g u e s e?
(is that how you spell it?)
i don’t f+cking know, probably
it’s showtime!
and i’m happy to know that
there’s another clown in the industry
oh right, you’re retired
cus mommy got smoked like the freaks
who’ve been trying to hinder me
i’ve been begging for someone to makе my millennium since the two dopеs put me back into banishment
guess i should keep looking there’s no way that
i’m getting owned by an accident!
the juice brings the razzle dazzle no cap
this ghast smokes chaps like basil
i’m a chick magnet, you just crave cloaca
cus your key doesn’t fit for his massive castle
you got a secret relationship with the fowl owl
bird brain can’t even see that the glass is fragile
bro, you threw stones at it til it snapped and scratched
but when he gave you a crystal you cracked and shattered!
this work environment is simply vile and violent
do your job at once and stop trying to nut at m&m
leave the work to your employees while you stalk their honeymoons?
it’s pretty obvious that you’re the most useless in your crew!
[verse 2: blitzo | ego]

i’ve never seen a fly this week since the giant bee+yach i outchugged for more bread
i’d welcome you to i.m.p but i got at least twenty f+ckers who want your head
you’re thirsty for toddler veejay
you suck so much, you’re just slobber, bj
i mean, really dude, f+cking beetlejuice?
sounds like some goth hookers daughter’s street name
the f+ck do you think this is, disney?
wittle baby wants pampering? b+tch please!
cus i f+ck who i wanna f+ck!
and at least they’re not f+cking 16!
used your powers to make sure your wedding got finished til little miss deetz made you look like a ly+diot
now the snake sucked your soul to the clinic when striker tried that sh+t he choked, couldn’t finish it!
and what’s the difference between us both
i’m never afraid of a little spit
if you try to knock this banana boat, then i’ll splash a load of banana split!
but really though, it’s a tragedy, your first movie was beautiful
until this little jester swooped in like a vulture and ended up ripping off half of his musical
i get bread, i get hoes
you suck off old couples
like my name, you’ve filled no o’s
cus you’re built like otho
i see why ladies aren’t jogging on your c+ck n’ hog
cus if i were you, i’d put a hit up on your barber, dawg!
[verse 3: beetlejuice | leo barqui]

that’s ten points on the board for blitzo and his hot zingers!
and that’s ten points off the board for fumbling hot singers
need i remind you of mayday and all of the harm fired?
filled her head with lies until it popped just like your car tires!
and can i just say that i don’t think you know this
i’m actually goated at poker
you shifted through so many hearts
when it came to the ace, you turned tables like jokers
all aboard trauma express!
it seems this is your last stop, g
’cause you just got burned harder than your buddy, fizzarolli!

[verse 4: blitzo | ego]

yeah, thanks for that b. diddy
did you really think you’d out rap me, silly?
because you don’t have the handles to wrangle this bill
even then, you’d have to get past millie
looking at your traits and previous reviews it makes sense
that you’re running expresses cus you’re a f+cking train wreck!
bj’s an asswipe
i’m the assassin slashing with class come check out what i’m packing
think turning into a snake is some hat trick?
i’ve taken longer things raw while i’m rapping
vicious, malicious, malevolent, nasty, all of the adjectives used to describe you
now i can say that this makes it the third pompous p+ssy that i’ve had the pleasure to slide through!

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