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television personalities - arthur the gardener lyrics

[intro]
you’ve all been very kind

[verse 1]
arthur the gardener grows red roses
gives them to children with funny noses
isn’t that cute?
he wears his trousers back to front
a piece of ’em helps keep them up
isn’t that funny?
tee+hee+hee+hee+hee+hee, hee+hee

[chorus 1]
all the children love him
he always gives them sweets
every friday outside the school gates
it’s their favorite treat
oh, here’s arthur + hey!
[verse 2]
arthur the gardener sits under the moon
eating baked beans with a spoon
isn’t that strange?
he likes the labels on the tin
he’s got a little box to keep them in
under his bed
shh!

[chorus 2]
all the parents tell their children
“keep away from him
never talk to strangers
when you don’t know where they’ve been”

[verse 3]
the men in white coats came today
they came to take arthur away
i think that’s wrong
arthur’s always been our friend
and arthur always will
’til the end of time
don’t go, arthur, please don’t go

[chorus 2]
all the parents tell their children
“keep away from him
never talk to strangers
when you don’t know where they’ve been”
[verse 4]
the men in white coats came today
they came to take arthur away
and now they’ve thrown the key away
they’ve thrown the key away
and we may never see arthur again

[refrain]
arthur the gardener, where are you?
arthur the gardener, where are you?
please come out to play
arthur the gardener, where are you?
arthur the gardener, where are you?
arthur the gardener, where are you?
please come out to play
arthur the gardener, where are you?
arthur the gardener, where are you?
arthur the gardener, where are you?
please come out to play
arthur the gardener, where are you?
arthur the gardener, where are you?
arthur the gardener, where are you?
please come out to play

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