tell your mother - billy zane lyrics
[a-jazz]
listen to your friend billy zane
he’s a pimp: has a hat, has a cane
he drives a cadillac
and he’s very very black
everybody knows his name
[hook]
[a-jazz]
all of that was a lie
[d’ice]
billy zane is a guy
from that movie with ice
where he wasn’t so nice
[avi man]
oh! it was called t-tanic
and he was kind of a d-ck
[a-jazz]
but he has moderate fame
so is he really to blame
[d’ice]
i know that if i were him
i would’ve done just the same
[avi man]
in fact, i’d do anything
for even half that acclaim
tell your mother
[verse 1: d’ice]
yeah, zane is – famous – your heinous uncle amos (hey!)
touched you on the -n-s left you crying: brainless
put us on hiatus? lol, you some ignoramus
we’re back to back and -ss to -ss & finna school you: seamus
and y’all know what insane is? (yo, tell ‘em diggy davis)
said my crew voracious, your crew the lamest
limping on the track, yeah we’ll trip you: shameless
shoot the reges fl1ck, yeah d’ice’ll cut it: stainless
[verse 2: a-jazz]
my fans figure i’m the rap game billy zane
with a heart of the ocean and a t-tanic brain
in the street i hear the dames and they’re shouting out my name
“a-jazz, be my honey! have this money, have this fame!”
it’s so funny, like hussein, i rock, i roll, i reign
now who’s saying that i’m lame? have they got any shame?
have they got any clue that the tell your mother crew
is the only thing that’s true in a world that’s full of lies?
we’re the bosses, cut your losses, win that tell your mother prize!
i see that look that’s in your eyes when you look between our thighs
now this might come as a surprise, but we’re just three normal guys
so all this braggadocio’s a little hollow, don’t you know
but i do know that i do go and i’ll try, yo, so i’ll go pro
camera on my head, makes you go, “whoa, that’s a nice flow”
and although, bro, i’d like mo’ dough, i really just want to be famous
or at least as well known as billy zane is
[verse 3:avi man]
it’s avi man, a-v-avramm-y man
i’m bringin’ you something different
a sentiment
in a ziploc bag with your name on it
now i don’t really feel like opening it up
so i stab it with my pen and spill the contents in a cup and
swirl it a bit, add some lime for a twist, and
swallow it all, gulp it down while it’s hiss-ing
(oh sh-t, he transformoned)
surprise, b-tch, it’s badmon
my heart will go on, ‘cause i’m so lean my d’s on
like dijon, i muster the courage to pee on
you peons; just kidding, i’m beyond
the ign0ble gas from my -ss ain’t no xenon
forget all you klingons, my b-lls you can cling on
like tarzan i swing on these bars and i sing songs
like gump when he ping pongs i longhouse your wigwam
i roundhouse, i’m badmon
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