a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

$tem $quad - carpet munchin lyrics

[intro]
(straight parents suck)
(this one a little different)
(straight up)
[?]
(not [?])
(f+gs only)

[chorus]
they know i’m g+y
but they still eat chick+fil+a
they go to church
and they try to pray the g+ys away
while they all lunchin’
i’m dream ’bout that carpet munchin’
they always hating
they think i’m going straight to satan
they h0m+phobic
it’s getting kinda claustrophobic (can’t breathe)
i’m in the closet
their straight urgin’ it makes me vomit (makes me sick!)

[verse 1]
i got the secret
i’m the keep it
body language (none of that h0m+phobic sh+t)
i love reading through the night (c’mon)
get you right
no, you love the way i eat it
take somе pics you say delete it (oh)
seein’ stars likе i’m anemic (woah)
say “i love you” and i mean it (yuh)
no i’m g+y from my adidas (my p+ssy so h+rny)
think your parents hate me
but i’m your baby, you’re my lady
(are you sure you wanna wear that t+shirt?)
it’s kinda crazy, feelin like you wanna date me
we act like friends when i’m coming over, ah, ah
but then again, never cummin’ sober
aye, huh it’s who i am but your parents wish i was a man
i’m parking valet (i just came)
lookin like timothée chalamet (so h+rny)
you’re my girl, you’re my world (aw)
threw a dime, you a pearl (cuz the box says [?])
but our love’s like a whirl cuz it makes people hurl
[chorus]
they know i’m g+y
but they still eat chick+fil+a
they go to church
and they try to pray the g+ys away
while they all lunchin’
i’m dream ’bout that carpet munchin’ (carpet munchin’)
they always hating
they think i’m going straight to satan
they h0m+phobic
it’s getting kinda claustrophobic (i can’t breathe)
i’m in the closet
their straight urgin’ it makes me vomit (makes me sick!)

[verse 2]
they know i eat p+ssy
and them b+tches still in church
they tryna send me to conversion camp
they think it’s a perversion, d+mn!
i wonder what it’s like to see your mom and dad at pride
and not cringe when on the tv they see love between two brides
i have a separate wardrobe for when their friends come on inside
they wanna brag all about me but only if i hide
who i am and that’s a sham
i’m sorry that i hate making love with a man
i like soft lips with cherry chapstick
i cuff my sleeves and i make her look clean (sheesh!)
sheesh!
they can try to pray it all away
(pray it all away)
but honestly i don’t care what they say
(what they say, poo)
i’m the g+y cousin, you could exile me out
at least i know i made my mother monster proud
paws up
aye! that’s a lady gaga reference for all you fake g+ys out there
hatin’ ass straight people
[outro]
(straight people suck!)
(straight up)
(don’t be h0m+phobic!
(h0m+phobic)
(don’t be h0m+phobic
(god bless)

- tem quad lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS