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tenacious d - drive-thru lyrics

jb: kage…
kg: yeah?
jb: let’s go to this drive-thru.
(motor sounds)
kg: oh good, i’m starvin’.
drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
jb: yeah, um…ah
drive-thru guy: may i have your order?
jb: yeah, hold on a second, i’m lookin’ at the menu
drive-thru guy: okay
jb: …ah l-
drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
jb: please, don’t, don’t offer me anything… i’ll tell you what i want.
um…ok…you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
jb: just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? i’m, i’m tryin’to…
drive thru-guy: they come in six or twelve piece…do you want service?
jb: shut up and listen to my order. take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away. i’m just wantin’ a four-nugget thing. i’m tryin to watch my calorie
intake.
drive-thru guy: they come in six or twelve pieces sir…
jb: put two of them up your -ss, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. and then,
uh, can i have a junior western bacon chee? a junior western bacon chee. i’m
trying to watch my figure.
drive-thru guy: western bacon cheeseburger…
jb: a junior western bacon chee…
drive-thru guy: would you like that with onions?
jb: no onions.
drive-thru guy: okay, junior bacon chee…total is $6.57
jb: okay, and i’m gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, ”cause it’s fish.
drive-thru guy: fillet of fish…
jb: now if you could take a coca-cola, and just go half coca-cola, half diet
c-ke…”cause i’m tryin to watch my figure…tryin to loose some of the weight.
drive-thru guy: you want half coca-cola, half…
jb: um, and a small, a -small- chocolate shake. because i’m tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
drive-thru guy: it come’s in medium-small or medium-large.
jb: um…
drive-thru guy: small chocolate shake.
jb: also a small seasoned-curlies
drive-thru guy: seasoned-curlies…
jb: small, seasoned-curlies.
drive-thru guy: okay i got the small seasoned-curlies…western bacon
cheeseburger…
jb: okay, uh…f-ck my -ss, what else? give me, uh…alright. cherries jubilee
and that’s it.
drive-thru guy: cherries jubilee.
jb: wait, kage, what do you want?
kg: ah…jeez, let me have a…i think i want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, large shake, um…
jb: oh god! come on with the order.
kg: i’m…
jb: take forever.
kg: that’s all i want. that’s all i want…
jb: good. how much is that sir?
drive-thru guy: that’ll be, uh, $14.75. at the window please, will you drive up?
jb: do you have any money?
kg: oh shoot, um, oh god. yeah, i got…do you have s…i got like…
jb: give it to me.
kg: alright, here.
jb: okay, we only have, uh…alright. i’m gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. okay, thank you, let’s go.
(motor sounds)

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