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tenacious d - king kong jam lyrics

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[intro]
kooooooong!

[verse 1]
there’s a little place i know
where a bunch of funky people live
they were looking for a sacrifice
one that they had to give

[chorus 1]
to king kong
where did he go wrong?
king kong
that’s why i wrote this song
king kong
they took him to a world
where he don’t belong

[verse 2]
had to find a lady to give to kong
to keep that chunky monkey tame
he fell in love with naomi watts’s character
i forget her name
okay, i have to admit, i didn’t read the script
’cause i find that it gets in the way
of my acting process, which i’ve carefully honed
and also i don’t know how to read

[chorus 2]
king kong
p-ss the grey poupon
king kong
fighting the vietkong
king kong
everybody bang a gong
for king kong
’cause he don’t belong

[spoken]
alright, this is where the song gets really personal, so listen up

[verse 3]
i show up at the set at a quarter to noon
then i pretend to get a nasty cramp
so i could get back to my sweet–ss trailer
and take myself a tasty nap
then the director dude come and pound on my door
and say”jack, this has got to stop!”
but then the next day, i had my sweet revenge
by urinating in his coffee pot

[chorus 3]
on the set of king kong!
wears a m-ssive thong
king kong
he got it going on
king kong
jack black wrote this song

[bridge]
so do yourself a favor
please clap along
everybody now
clap with me
but do not sing
the singing’s my job
you’ll only mess up the song, trust me
one, two, three

[chorus 4]
king kong
open in hong kong
king kong
he listens to cheech and chong
king kong
this is his theme song

[outro]
he’s a crazy old gorilla
and he guarantee a thrilla
and once you see the movie
you’ll be feeling pretty groovy
and a rooby dooby da ba do ba ba bo oh
king kong!

- tenacious d lyrics

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