tennis elbow - christmastime (in hell) lyrics
those yuletide choruses
are how crosby paid his mortgages
what a bummer this new normal is
watching live from home performances
there’s no time to lighten our pines
we’re all alone, always biding our time
losing our minds, reciting our lines
the mask goes over the nose
it’s the magical time of year
where candy canes and sugar plums
numb all your fears
we’re together through all of this
though half of the family
is exiled duе to politics
yeah it’s christmastime
well it’s christmastimе in h+ll
i wanna get off this burning rock
and fall under the spell
of hanging up a great big novelty sock
joyfully along the fireplace
i’ll meet you at the fiery lake
come and celebrate christmas in
the ninth circle of h+ll
with me
bezos bought his hundredth mansion
the marginalized being held for ransom
banned protesting, next comes dancing
save us saint bacon and nicholas
rudolph won’t run, he sprained his ankle
no music by handel, no garland on mantles
the mistletoe’s cancelled, the jingle won’t jangle
and no more pandemic stimulus
we’re together through all of this
though half of the family
is exiled due to politics
satan don’t rule the democrats, grandma
the left is only ruled by their own incompetence…
well it’s christmastime
well it’s christmastime in h+ll
i wanna get off this burning rock
and fall under the spell
of hanging up a great big novelty sock
joyfully along the fireplace
i’ll meet you at the fiery lake
come and celebrate christmas in
the ninth circle of h+ll with+
well it’s christmastime in h+ll
i wanna get off this burning rock
and fall under the spell
of hanging up a great big novelty sock
joyfully along the fireplace
i’ll meet you at the fiery lake
come and celebrate christmas in
the first, second, third and fourth
fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth
and ninth circle of h+ll
with me
[spoken]
one more time
[chorus]
well it’s christmastime in h+ll
i wanna get off this burning rock
and fall under the spell
of hanging up a great big novelty sock
[something sung solo. honestly don’t know what he’s saying lmao but it ends with “i’m sorry.” i think people can edit these things. i hope so. hi it’s me the person writing out these lyrics. h+llo.]
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