a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

thadudette - friend like me literal lyrics

Loading...

i got shifty eyes and pocket men
they gonna to circle you with lots of swords
my head fell down your shirt
i cut off your arms
ip man punching like a haxlord
stop bouncing up and down like street fighter
i guess you could say i am lit
i figure-eight
and ya-ss
and lamp pop-up
i´ll give you friction burn to vape me out
full-screen mode

now have some furniture
i´ve got four fingers, see?
i´ll take your order with forced lightning
pencil cpr if you can´t breathe

how did this fit inside? and
jazz hands with turkey
lemme hip-check carpet to the side
shadow jutsu
ninja genie

cutting off all your toes
but if you’re rich, then who needs those?
all the food is brown except fruit, you know
bought bulk doritos from costco

dinner surf on food trays
test your -ss-ssin’s creed
fell on your booty like a drunken dude
walking on fruit by the foot is sweet

angelica

eliza

and peggy

we hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal!

can your friends decapitate themselves?
can your friends juggle their heads without getting dizzy?
can your friends become
the energizer bunny?
can your friends breathe fire? (they´re literally hot women get it)
female objectification!
can your friends pull off their own faces from their ears
and then use screen transition?

here´s how i look when coffee´s got me wired!
lemme change the background back to blue
now i´m a pink slip, and
you´re fired
or you can be a toilet paper tube
i could crush your skull with just a hand
tell me what you want in my elf ear
you gotta use q-tips before it´s this bad
i´m gonna show the camera guy my rear

these men think their seaweed
got a favorite girl from these three?
are your lips chapped?
wait, it´s a trap!
you ain’t never seen a dance of yellow elephants
why´re these camels dressed like this, camels dressed like that?
you ain´t never
had some
drugs like me
so get 10% off lsd!

- thadudette lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS

Loading...