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that handsome devil - how to get money (and not have to shoot somebody) lyrics

alright america
you’re in for some tough moments, sucks don’t it?
your cup overfloweth and you chose to dunk donuts
well now you’re slumped in the corner
with the punch drunk poets

are you mildly depressed, by anxiety and stress?
though society has lied to me, i try to be my best
our cash and possessions, defining the successes
of a life that ain’t quite entirely correct
well, the odds of getting rich are strictly anecdotal
but we all watch the shows and we wear the brands and logos
feeling that the future holds some kind of grand proposal
sometimes i wanna grab the gun and make ’em hand it over

tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.this is how to get (money), and not have to shoot shoot shoot shoot..
(bang, baby, bang)

you get a lot of free cash of your numbers in the lottery match
or rob banks in the halloween mask
“is there something more practical” you probably ask?
some way to get by when economy’s crashed?”

there’s a lot of ways to get paid if you don’t have scruples
the government just calls it loopholes
why, i know people that’d k!ll you, you get your gold tooth pulled
and the guys in nice suits who’ll sell you high fructose

your claims don’t match your quarterly receipts?
fake a car crash, be reportedly deceased
sneaking in a restaurant, ordering a feast
and eat like i’m morbidly obese

well, if i had one, man, i’d just stay in my car
wear a beret and a scarf, and play the guitar
i know a guy who buts organs, spends his day at the bar
well, i’m about to sell ’em all, just be a brain in a jar
tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
this is how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
this is how to get (money), and not have to shoot shoot shoot shoot..
(bang, baby, bang)

don’t believe in the dollar, but it’s the only choice they’ve given me
america’s pursuit of happiness and liberty
take a kid door+to+door, collecting for the little league or
some charity that taps into our pity and our misery

war is corporations, fighting for customers
locations and high+end construction work
well, kids ain’t kids now, we’ve been trying to establish
assigning them a status of buying demographic

are your student loans due? check the change returns
on phone booths, and grow your own produce
stow away on some caribbean boat cruise
there’s nothing a desperate man won’t do

we’ll, i know its not right, but it sure is funny
jumpin’ off the ladder for insurance money
and all those old women hide there purses from me
well the flower looks pretty but the dirt us ugly
tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
this is how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
this is how to get (money), and not have to shoot shoot shoot shoot..
(bang, baby, bang)

took a weekend vacation, on a study for sleep deprivation
the streets ain’t a cheap education
the dollar bill replaced, the thrill of the chase
the hunt and the k!ll, the sk!ll that it takes

old bernie said your money was earnin’ interest
now you’ve got thirty minutes of attorney visits
it feels like a disaster may be flirting with us
and all i got is nursery rhymes and dirty limericks

alright folks, well i’d love to stay and chat
but i ain’t had a decent mean in like a day and a half
i’ll meet you in the back and you can pay me in cash
walk away a new man

tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
this is how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody
tell me how to get, and not have to shoot somebody
this is how to get (money)..

- that handsome devil lyrics

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