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the adventures of duane & brando - double dragon lyrics

d-d-d-double dragon, f-cking your face, it’s time to duke it
billy and jimmy lee, b-tch, fighting is useless
’bout to break out and smash and get my girl back
f-cking now it’s time to taste this sousetsuken
with the lightning speed, you can’t be f-cking with me
f-cking punch you in the face until my fist bleeds
my bro jimmy’s got my back, he’ll always be my n-gga
he won’t think twice about pulling the trigger
new york’s gone to sh-t since the apocalypse hit
me and my brother are the only people here. legit
d-mn, b-tch, take this fist, i’m gonna steal your whip
grab your face and straight kick it like i’m trying to break it, c’mon

i see you’re gangsta, i’m pretty gangsta myself (pow!)
jimmy lee and i’m bad for your health
selflessly devoted member of the f-ck you club
clubbing you like a baby seal and cutting you up in the tub

you see the black warriors? (yeah)
their sh-t’s kind of wacky
the world’s seen the last of (who?)
william mackey, b-tch! i’m f-cking p-ssed, ’bout to take that whip
hit ’em so hard, they’ll be sh-tting bricks
abobo don’t know he’ll fall in a hole
double dragon, b-tch, you don’t even know
about to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate
grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face
cause new york’s gone to sh-t since the apocalypse hit
me and my brother are the only people here legit
d-mn, b-tch, suck a d-ck, stay away from this sh-t
i’m ’bout to wipe out the crime rate
b-tch, any minute, c’mon!

stop! nail time
can’t touch this motherf-cking gangsta rhyme
write “fail” on your face with the fl!ck of my wrist
that’s how i roll, know this, i got lots of tricks

you can’t f-ck with this, cause we’re dangerous
step up to the plate, we’ll rearrange your sh-t
d-d-double dragon, dragging you down to the ground
jimmy and billy representing (quit messing around)
machine gun w-lly going down tonight
fighting the black warriors until everything’s alright again
rescuing marian, carryin’ nothing but pain
same sh-t, same f-cked up day, c’mon

billy and jimmy, two headb-tting motherf-ckers
see these dragon tattoos? don’t f-ck around, c-cksucker
take this bat and crack a black hole in your head
(you’ll never beat me, f-ckers!)
i just did, you’re dead!

yo, motherf-ckers, yeah my name is abobo
i keep my sh-t tight though, and all of my homies know
don’t f-cking look at me like i’m donkey kong
wrong! i’m twice as good looking and three times as strong
so you motherf-ckers think you can just go crossing tracks?
don’t relax in this alley, you’re gonna get some whip cracks
yeah, that’s right, i f-cking slapped your b-tch and walked away
but after one night with me, she’s gonna wanna stay
so just get the f-ck back and stop running your lips
walking all up in my hood dressed up like bloods and crips
doing ballet like west side story in your matching outfits
oh, look, it’s billy and jimmy, the double f-ggoty twins

well listen up, abobo, you f-cking h0m-
fat-headed, pencil-leaded, i’ll stab your -ss, bro
you’re going down in the hole, you don’t even know
jump-kick to the face, taking you down with one blow
oh no, little bro, you k!lled abobo
there’s something that i think you should know before we go
i am the shadow boss (no!)
yeah, sure, why not
and while i’m at it, your girlfriend thinks i’m totally hot

well if that’s how it’s gotta be, i’m gonna take you down too!
i thought you were my brother, now you’re dead, f-ck you!
f-ck me? haha, b-tch, f-ck me?
let’s take it outside, bro, then we’ll see

how dare you go against me? i trusted your sh-t!
i thought you was my brother, not some punk–ss b-tch
a double crosser, not a dragon, wipe that smile off your face
or i’ll smash back and crack your f-cking jaw with a mace

my, my, my, my fist will hit you, so hard
make you look like charizard
i’m too legitimate to handle, bro
like mario put it best: let’s-a go!
join us, don’t be so stupid
teach all of my warriors sousetsuken
if you don’t, i’ll put you in a headlock, g
by the way, i think your girl really likes me

you can’t f-ck with this sh-t i’ll f-cking k!ll you
i will give you such an atomic wedgie
i am telling mom
how you gonna tell mom?

keep talking, motherf-cker, i’m just setting you up for this
fist of rage, why you act that way?
i’m a better f-cking fighter than you anyway (hahahaha)
just give me my girl and get your -ss home
zoey’s on in five-minutes, you never miss that show (no, no)

what do you know about the 101?
leave zoey alone, nickelodeon’s fun
unlike me, you’d better run, think twice
about where you’re hiding, big cats eat mice
my tiger style is devastating
you know you love it brother, don’t be hating
kick, punch, it’s all in the method
not mother-approved, but totally kid-tested

you can’t f-ck with this sh-t, i’ll f-cking k!ll you!
i will give you such an atomic wedgie!
i am telling mom
you wouldn’t!
you stupid motherf-cker i’m just setting you up for that boom!
(b-tch!)

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