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the ballsack brigade - testicular torsion (single version) lyrics

and his mom is fred frintstone
hooah!

tis quite turrible that i must stab you in the w+lly
pretty undilly

hey there, grossy, i wanna eat your s+m+n
i jest, i’m not maameron, who is quite the demon
oh yeah, i’m pog, i will fart on a log
then slide my hog into your dog
oh yeah, i sh+t all over those tits
people entering my house, wanna get the bits
of my cum, you’re a bum, but me and zenis and sm+gm+n aren’t dumb
and i am not the mum
oh yeah, neanderthal
my d+ck bouncing through the halls
maameron’s basically jake paul with the tiniest of b+lls
i’m bеtter than biggie smalls and i get millions of applausе
and i would really like to f+ck some dilky hogs
but everything we’ve said does not distract
from a very painful testicular fact
to elaborate, tis now sm+gm+n’s turn (i’m sm+gm+n!)
so russian man, please make this mixtape burn

о да
у меня массивный член
я украду машину
у меня хороший рэп, в америке говорят бары
я веду войны
мой член десять метров в длину
с моим массивным шлангом
динь+дон, шлинг шланг
я китаец, шучу, мне лучше
мы, русские мужчины, сделаем твою маму более влажной
хорошо, этот стих окончен, так что z
забери это своим пп
tis quite dilky, it’s my time to shine
my lines will make all the ladies wine and dine
i’d like to smack that maameron with my weenie
and that will make cormack go “tee hee”!
i have some fat bars that’ll send you to mars
i got my drip, my diller, my guns and my cars
my toots are smelly and my rhymes are great
and they will give maameron all the hate
it’s like cormack said, i’m a soundcloud rapper
i write my rhymes and you cry on the cr+pper
with all my money, i’ll become so dapper
and then, i’ll do your mom, and i’ll slap her
speaking of which, let me introduce the mum
who wants to drown in a pool of rum
but that alkeehol isn’t good for her
so i’ll have to make her hair burn
and then she’ll scream “yabba dabba doo!”
and she’ll be forced to consume my poo +p++ping noise cuz it is dilky+
mmm, how tasty! (zenis & cormsack laughing in the background)
and there’s plenty to go around, so don’t be hasty
it’s like cocaine, it’ll make you feel nice
it’ll make you want to consume some rice, with some spice
that dang mum, that ding dang caveman
her lesbo wife is also quite the g+y fan
but all of this does not deny a fact that, to explain, we shall try
just wait until the last verse, and you shall hear about a painful curse
(intersection, with random dilky noises)

our t+st+cl+s are big, our t+st+cl+s smell, but they seem like they’ve been going to h+ll
they’ve been twisting way too hard, and there’s no blood flow, so they’re becoming lard
it’s a little thing called testicular torsion, [and] it’s gonna lead to some tough corrosion
twisting your b+lls back will not work, you [will] have to go to the doctor (k)

(cormsack and zenis screaming in pain)

russian man could not attend today. (cries)
tis quite turrible! (goes insane, and says turrible quite strangely)

heh, my poor microphone

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