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the barron knights - the golden oldie folks home lyrics

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welcome into the place
where the stars of yesterday roam
we all know where their future lies
in the golden oldie folks home

now you take roger daltry, the wildest one of all
he sits there in the corner, of the dining hall
his prostate is a problem, but that just isn’t all
he’s deaf, dim and senile… now he’s completely bald!

i get all the peoplе down (talkin’ bout his operation)
thought i wasn’t comin’ down (after his big operation)
thеy must be silly it doesn’t fail (?)
they thought the will was ? (but all he had was constipation)
my operation… my operation hurts me
why don’t you just hide away (talkin bout his operation)
that’s what my relations say (talkin bout his operation)
my operation… my operation hurts me

you’ve got that worried look upon your face
you need a bedpan, so do i+i
i lost my marbles yesterday
cause frankie ifield came to stay… g’day!

i can’t remember whoooo
lent me 20 quid now, was it you?
a few minutes ago
for goodness sake
i got the hip replacement shake
oh i got the shakes
ow! the hip replacement shake
well i shook it to the left, i shook it to the right
my hip came out the socket and it rolled on out of sight!
oh baby! where’s my zimmer frame baby?
well, it’s such a drag
oh, the hip replacement shake

the implications, and applications
that i put up with every night and every day
they say that ’round the old folks’ home i am a menace
when i first came here i still played lots of tennis
but now it seems to me the trouble with ?? is
the d+mned arthritis won’t go away
so please don’t mention, i pull a pension
i want the world to think that i’m still 23

so goodbye to life on the road
and the things it’s done to my bowels
cause i’ve been given my own room
a bar of soap and a towel
now i can travel for free on the bus
get ten percent off the ?
well i’ve finally found where my future lies
in the golden oldie folks home
i know all there is to know about my zimmer frame

- the barron knights lyrics

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