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the behemoth (game developer) - battleblock theater - launch trailer lyrics

rated t for blood, violence, and crud humor!
crud+hm, what’s that, like french or something?
+bkaw+
who’s ready for some fun~?
well, don’t everybody answer at once
buckle your pants
grab a friend
and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

battleblock theater!
bust some heads! (nya!)
push your friend
and watch them die! (cool!)
go up there now
well that’s a nice trick!
k!ll your friend again, (huh?)
and again! (huh!)

battleblock theater!
go do that! (yeah!)
grab a jetpack and fly to the moon!
throw your friend, get the gem!
hop on that thing, get the gem! (again.)

ah, battleblock theater. what a peculiar place!
it seems like only yesterday you were shipwrecked on this mysterious island… wait a second, it was yesterday!
what’s with this twisted charade?!
why do you forge ahead when everything feels so hopeless, the weight of the world crushing your spirit and shattering your+
battleblock theater!
check out this stuff!
lots of game types for you to play, like…
um… uh+huh, this thing
and look, horses! (yep. cool!)

battleblock theater!
touching a b+tt! (huh?)
grab the b+ball and boom+shakalaka! (shakalaka!)
hey look, check this out!
if you hate our stuff, shut up and do better! (hey!)
sorry…

but when this theater brings you to your knees and you lie defeated in a pool of your own tears and pee pee… i’ll be there! and i’m gonna laugh!

battleblock theater. have at it!

- the behemoth game developer lyrics

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