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the bennies - trip report lyrics

trip report: the ripped report
yeh, hahaha

[verse 1]
can’t f-cking remember when it happened
but i bogged a whole bunch of shrooms and rolled a f-cking cigarette
decided to take my dog pipi for a walk
and i smoked that cigarette
i walked down the street
pipi took a weirdly timed sh-t
at which point i bagged it and flipped it in the bin
i ran into a guy called peter and his dog called moe
moe’s a burmese fighting asian canine breed
canine breed?
did i say that right?
anyway, moe’s been doing alright
he’s got a f-cking f-cked lung
bit of cancer on the spleen
580 bucks of medicine every 14 days just to keep the canine out of the hospital
peter reckons that moe’d do the same for him
and i wonder if he would do the same
his f-cking story
anyway, got me thinking about man’s humanity, man’s best friend
man’s said humanity to man
f-ck it’s pointless
maybe that sh-t’s… g*nius
that sh-t is g*nius

[hook]
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yo-yo-yo-yo-yoooo

[verse 2]
so i’m in the car
listening to some dream theatre
on my way to smith street
bowie’s riding shotgun
pull up at a set of lights
some shtickhead with no shirt on offers to wash the windshield for me
but it’s already clean
so i shake my head: “no thanks mate”
and he washes it anyway
so i think to myself: you weaselled me you b-st-rd
and then i say it out loud just like that
and he hears me
so i reach in my pocket and i give him some change and we head off
at the coffee shop
go to order a latte
and guess who’s got no change left in their pocket
minimum eftpos $10
you weaselled me you b-st-rd

[hook]
a yo-yooo
yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yoooo
yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yoooo
yo-yo-yo-yo-yoooo

[verse 3]
yeah, we’re standing at the airport check-in
it was either beijing or shanghai
returning home after like 2 weeks of complete chaos and debauchery
and jules lights up a smoke, at the counter, at the airport
i guess in only 2 weeks we’d adopted some of those local att-tudes
for example: if you ain’t smoking a ciggie in this very moment then you are doing it wrong
we sat down at a cafe destroyed and tired
i looked up from my beer and i saw this old as f-ck couple
they grabbed my attention as the dude had a nat geo backpack, circa 2005
it was the same one i had
respect
yeah, the old couple who looked as depleted as i felt
they looked each other in the eye and they never broke a gaze
after all these years they still hung on each other’s words
it may seem cliche, but it made me smile at least
f-ck time; love rules

[hook] x6
a yo-yooo
yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yoooo
yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yoooo
yo-yo-yo-yo-yoooo

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