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the big thr33 – best of michael fraction lyrics

{smooth integral}

[verse 1]
as he came into the classroom
was a sound of someone’s cell phone
he came into unit 6 quiz
with a cheat sheet on the carpet
the question was integrate+able
you could see he was unable
so he ran into the bathroom
he forgot c, it was his doom

[bridge]
tangent are you sloping
tangent are you sloping
are you sloping tangent?
tangent are you sloping
tangent are you sloping
are you sloping tangent?
tangent are you sloping
tangent are you sloping
are you sloping tangent?
tangent are you sloping
tangent are you sloping
are you sloping tangent?
[chorus]
tangent are you sloping?
took derivative, i was hoping
tried to find the extreme points
where it’s zero, or infinity, tangent
he came into unit 6 quiz
and he turned you to a function
his theorem was fundamental
‘cuz i think he used an integral

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth integral
bow!

{billie mean}

[verse 1]
she never liked doing mvt
it just made her scream
f of x minus the f of c, over x and c
differen+tiable all around
she said i am the one
differen+tiable all around?

she told me there was f prime of c
as she guaranteed
then showed that there was no dne on the whole interval
differen+tiable all around

[bridge]
people always told me, “be careful of du
when you go around integrating by parts.”
and mother always told me, “be careful with uv duv
and be careful of what you do
orr your 5 will be a 2.”

[chorus]
billie jean forgot the power
she’s just a girl with exponent n minus one
but the n is stuck in front
she says n minus one
but the n is stuck in front
[verse 2]
i took du and she took dy
orr was on her side
but who can stand
when she forgets
her cs and chains
differen+tiable all around
so take my strong advice
just remember to always check twice
(do check twice, do check twice.)

she told, “my baby, forgot plus c.”
then she looked at me
then showed a photo of babe dy
i forgot to derive oh, no
did the in+integral all again, baby

[bridge]
a+people always told me, “be careful of what du
when you go around integrating by parts.”
(keep it equal)
i integrate and wrote the c
and just the thought of getting a 2
when the proctor is in the room
the exam finished too soon

[chorus]
billie jean forgot the power
she’s just a girl with exponent n minus one
but the n is stuck in front
(no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.)
billie jean forgot the power
she’s just a girl with exponent n minus one
but the n is stuck in front
she says n minus one
but the n is stuck in front

{euler}

[outro]
the month of may falls across the land
the ap test is close at hand
students crawl in search of 5s
to get college credit and survive
and whosoever shall not have passed
by forgetting to study in the past
must stand and face the college board
and retake calculus on their own accord
the smell of fear is in the air
the prep of one entire year
and ap questions from every unit
are hoping to find what you forget
and though you fight for the five
your hope starts to die
for no mere mortal can ignore
the evil of the college board
ahahahahaha!
ahahahahahahah!
ahahaha…

- the big thr33 lyrics

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