the blonde bitch in the back - about a cow lyrics
[intro]
yesterday i saw a cow
i will tell you a story now
about a cow!
[verse 1]
one day a cow wanted to steal a stick from my friend
when i swam in the sea, but i told her that:
“hey you! why don’t you spend time with your own friends”?
but then she started to ramble on about anglerfish, what?
[chorus]
this is a song i sang yesterday
this is a song i sing everyday
it has nothing to teach
but it’s all about a cow
[verse 2]
i shut off my ears and i drew a donkey
this story has now been written
i took cookies with me
and i shared them with the donkey
but then the cow came and shot the donkey in his brain
[pre+chorus]
i didn’t know by then
the prеtty cow would end
up to be my best friеnd
[chorus]
this is a song i sang yesterday
this is a song i sing everyday
it has nothing to teach
but it’s all about a cow
this song’s about the green pastures and its rotten poo
this song’s about my one and only favourite moo
so if you havn’t figured out by now
this is a song about a cow
and this was a very special cow
[bridge]
i’ve learned now
you can always trust the cow with a donkey brain in her hands
the cow ate the brain
and i payed the fisherman, in cash
[chorus]
this is a song i sang yesterday
this is a song i sing everyday
it has nothing to teach
but it’s all about a cow
but like every other song you’ve ever heard
you wouldn’t think an ending would be too absurd
even for a song like this
a song that’s all about a cow
this song had no point or meaning
this song may have made your ears bleeding
what would be greater to expect
when this was a song about a cow
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