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the bodice rippers - perverted lyrics

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i have lived a life of leisure
and filthy rotten pleasure
i love ‘em and i leave ‘em
get home in time for breakfast

the simple things i like to do
don’t please me like they used to do
i no longer get the satisfaction that i crave!
what can i say?
i get more and more perverted every day

in my own home theater
i play the brand new feature
with a swedish opera singer
and a labrador retriever

but once a thing’s been done at all
it no longer holds me in its thrall
and i look upon it with horror and dismay!
i turn away!
i get more and more perverted every day

i called my uncle oswald
the black sheep of the family
he said nothing at all
then answered somewhat sadly
he told me of the family curse
and that it would only get much worse
i’d be wallowing in corruption and disgrace!
d+mn dna!
i get more and more perverted every day

i spent most of my thirties
explaining myself to juries
and nearly all my forties
in a wh0rehouse in missouri

but then i was in singapore
and imprisoned in kuala lampur
how i longed for the peace and quiet of the grave!
it never came!
i got more and more perverted every day

now i’m old and wrinkled
and i haven’t got a nickel
and if you think i’m bitter
i’m only being fickle

‘cause i’ve done everything one gal can do
and i swear to god that it’s the truth
i’ve committed every sin that you can name!
not one remains!
i get more and more perverted every
more and more perverted every
more and more perverted every day!
ahaha!

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