the briefs - i hate the world lyrics
i hate the world i hate the world
from everyone to everything i seem to spend my life hating
the world it’s sad but true
and here is a list of all the things i hate for you
i hate when you don’t indicate on a roundabout ’cause i don’t have my
crystal ball when i’m out
i hate that antiperspirants never seem to work
judging by the rotting armpits in my shirt
i hate when the reception on my tv goes berserk
i could put my foot through the b+st+rd screen to make it work
i hate so many candles on my birthday cake
it’s technically a bonfire now i’m 58
i hate the early morning milkman ’cause his bottles make a din
though at least if i’m up early i can fit more hating in
i hate it when my cat brings me half a mouse
that smell of p+ss and biscuits in an old man’s house
i hate when at the pub someone spills my drink
i hate that i’m a coward and don’t tell them what i think
i hate it seems the hairs that once grew on my head
now grow inwardly and out my ears and nose instead
i hate the world i hate the world
from everyone to everything i seem to spend my life hating
the world it’s sad but true
and here is a list of all the things i hate for you
i hate the music that you play when you put me on hold
and that girls no longer see me now that i’m getting old
i hate it when my doctor demands my drinking stops
apparently three of my five+a+day aren’t barley yeast and hops
i hate it when you sell me things i don’t need at my door
and if i’m in a restaurant where the service is poor
i hate when at a party someone bores me with their chat
’cause that’s an hour of my life i’ll never get back
i hate it doesn’t seem to matter just how hard i pray
i never receive a booty call from beyonce
i hate it when the window cleaner sees me in the bath
and when i should be serious but can’t contain a laugh
i hate it when my wife tells me i’m just a child at heart
i daren’t complain she might not put a star on my chart
i hate it when the horse i backed is only fit for glue
i hate it when i fart and accidentally follow through
i hate the world i hate the world
from everyone to everything i seem to spend my life hating
the world it’s sad but true
and if we’re ever introduced i’m sure i’d hate you too!
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