
the bucketeers - verizon lyrics
[intro: lil tree]
ayo
hood smoke pop, oh yeah, oh yeah
hood smoke pop [?]
oh yeah, +cough+
h+llo, h+llo
hood smoke pop, oh yeah
lil fertilizer on the track (pluh)
[refrain: dreamybullxxx]
oh god, yomemibuuus, yomemibuuuuuuuuuuuouououuuuuaaaaaaahhh ahh oh sh+t oh sh+t oh sh+t oh sh+t oh shiiiit ohhh shhiiiitt
[verse 1: lil tree]
i went to da mother+ verizon
and then i got ran over by this f+ckin’ bison
then it tried to sell me vacuums by dyson
and then i hallucinated alvin, theodore and simon
i smoked so much weed it turned me into mike tyson
and then this f+ckin’ snake told me that it was a python
i looked at the sky and i saw the horizon
and then i looked at the sun+ verizon
i went to warnеr bros
drank da water tower
minecraft moviе was so ass that i snorted some flour
jack black played steve, but before that, he played bowser
this verizon signal so ass that the cell towers ran out of power
i went to the dollar tree, but now i go to dollar king
i went to the dollar king, and the door made a loud ass ding
i went and bought a frozen meal, i saw the cashier looking at his screen
i saw, and this motherf+cker started using bing?????
[chorus: lil tree]
mooothheeerrfuuuuckkkeeeeerr, i went to the verizooooooooooonn!!!!
mooothheeerrfuuuuckkkeeeeerr, i went to the aaaattt&&&&tttt!!!
i went to t+mobile, but they suck so i went to verizon
i went to the verizon
i went to the at&t
i went to t+mobile
but they all suck so i went to verizon
[refrain: dreamybullxxx]
oh god, yomemibuuus, yomemibuuuuuuuuuuuouououuuuuaaaaaaahhh!!!
[verse 2: lil tree]
i went to a mcdonald’s and asked if they accept verizon
they said, “no, we accept visa, and mastercard, and so on”
go f+ck yourself with two fries and a big mac in the ass
if you wonder how i thought of that line, don’t ask
this is a song i wrote, like big mouth billy bass
i’m a motherf+ckin’ cow, i only eat grass
just kidding, i’m a bull but i still eat grass
i just f+cking rhymed grass with grass!!
i got so much calls from e+zpass
because verizon gave me a sim card which sucks ass
i am a+
what do you mean i got an outstanding toll?
you’re built like a motherf+ckin’ mole
abcdefg
hijklmnop
qrstuv
wx, y+ at&t
[chorus: lil tree]
mooothheeerrfuuuuckkkeeeeerr, i went to the verizooooooooooonn!!!!
[refrain: dreamybullxxx]
oh god, yomemibuuus, yomemibuuuuuuuuuuuouououuuuuaaaaaaahhh ahh oh
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