the bust bois - grandma boobs (freestyle) lyrics
[intro: ethan/boi 1]
uh
alright
i’ma tell you a story about how i met this old man
he was chillin’ inside of walmart in the food section
and i had to just ask him, man
“why the h+ll is your b+lls so big?”
they were just+
they were just hangin’
i was+
i was just clueless
[chorus: ethan/boi 1]
i saw that old man in walmart
his b+lls were huge
they were just hangin’ down (just hangin’ down)
i didn’t even know what to do
i was like, “man you should take them sh+ts off”
those sh+ts were huge
can you please stop rubbin’ ’em in my face?
like grandma b00bs
[verse 1: ethan/boi 1]
i was on the market today going to walmart
was about to buy a pair of shoes
then i saw a grandma and i was like
“holy sh+t, those arе some big fat b00bs!”
so i gotta bang ’em
gotta grab some s+shampoo and wash my hair
thеn i said, “wait, hold up, fortnite”
my booty hair
[verse 2: lil’ salt/boi 2]
my boogy hair be itchin’ like a fortnite player (bop)
if i give you money will you get my toilet paper? (+shniz+)
just watch out for that old guy down the aisle
if he sees you he might turn around and smile (err)
you know what that means
he’s gonna show you his beans
they not gonna be clean
he’s got a big peen+nut (sheee+)
no h0m+ (straight)
unless.. wait (up)
[verse 3: dalton/old man]
pulled out my beans
i busted a big fatty
i was gettin’ hungry
so i ate a krabby patty
i saw these little boys
standin’ in the alley
i pulled out my sack
and they started screaming, “daddy!”
[chorus: ethan/boi 1]
i saw that old man in walmart
his b+lls were huge
they were just hangin’ down (just hangin’ down)
i didn’t even know what to do
i was like, “man you should take them sh+ts off”
those sh+ts were huge
can you please stop rubbin’ ’em in my face?
like grandma b00bs
[outro: ethan/boi 1]
ooooooo, oooooh
ooooooo, oooooh (straight up)
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