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the cast of bodied - adam vs. prospek lyrics

[host donnie narco]
ah d-mn man. sorry homies, my bad. you know we runnin’ on that hip hop time what up, what up what up? alright, let’s shoot this b-tch real quick. no selena
what up oakland?! yeah town business baby! alright, this is the k!llafornia battle league and i be’s your host, donnie narco. aka the walk drug lab, aka the cocaine cowboy, aka mr. splash put my drink on yo’ b-tch’s -ss and won’t even tip the gl-ss. you feel me? aight, cool. first up, we got a cool one round battle to kick off these try outs. to my right, straight outta korea town, los angles, give it up for prospek. and to my left we got a new comer on the scene who i hear gon’ be a real problem, a real problem. adam murk ’em

[adam]
it’s…just adam

[donnie narco]
just adam? ha. okay cool he on that cher, ronaldo, rosanne type vibe. i feel you player. aight, since you the new white boy on the scene we gon’ show you a little bit of love, it’s on you prospek. get him!

[round 1: prospek/dumbfoundead]
yo, who the f-ck set me up with this little h0m-?
this kid look like he should be doin’ disney promos
he look like he love writing essays (esses) like a prison cholo
his yearbook photo look like the b-tch from the wendy’s logo
you probably came here in a budweiser truck
with a bumper sticker that says “i’ll die for trump.”
basically what i’m saying is, you white as f-ck
lookin’ like conan o’brian’s son
or the little dude on the logo for hawaiian punch
how the f-ck is this white nerd gonna outsmart this asian?
what the f-ck are you doin’?
you seen virginia tech we even better at school shootings
don’t buy drugs from this man just a word of advice
he’s either a cop or reporter, either way he’s working for vice
actually…if i’m really squintin’
you kinda look like tilda swinton
actually he kinda look like one of them youtube kids on ellen degeneres
when she feelin’ h-lla generous
you prolly get into fights like, “let me at ’em”
actually his butler be fighting for him like, “let me adam.”
man, these yuppies are the worst
can you picture him in a starbucks line with ugg boots and a puppy in his purse
petting it like, “omg. it’s so fluffy that it hurts.”

[adam’s inner monologue]
puppy in his purse, ahh, eating dogs, got some take out. nah, that’s too racist. can’t be racist. disney, disney logo, d looks like a g, virginia tech. it’s offensive. virgin in tact, disturbing the dead

[prospek/dumbfoundead]
motherf-cker hold the irony
you look like ron weasley but you sound like hermione
i’m asian so it’s only right that i’m serving this ginger
i saw this nerd up on tinder, he had little mermaid as his picture
so i don’t know if i should slap you like a b-tch or punch your face like a man
cause i keep switching from open palm to fist like a white boy…shaking ya hand

[round 1: adam]
i can’t believe this guy’s up here talking about virginia tech
that’s offensive to the victims and their families, why are you disturbing the dead?
you need to stop, if i had a disney promo that means that i’ve popped
you kinda remind me of the d in disney, you look like a g but you’re not
when they talk about top prospects (prospek’s) they don’t even call your name out
i do have a puppy in my bag, i’m delivering your take out
yo, you’re so asian, you can use a piece of string as an eye mask
and when you watch movies on your ipad it looks like an imax
beating me? that’s harder than you trying to score with divas
pr-nouncing “broccoli” properly or getting the border visa to north korea
even asian b-tches won’t f-ck you, that means you’re h-lla frail
ordering tuna and sushi is the only time you get yellow tail
’cause your d-ck is so small you can’t tell your c-ck from your t-st-cl-s
something’s wrong with your genitals when your b-tch would rather f-ck octopus tentacles
so yeah you’re hustlin’ weed, but you’re the corner boy stuck in the streets
it’s bonsai, he’ll just take a little cut from the trees
you talk about k!lling people in your rhymes and act like you have real homies
it’s like your anime girl pillows, stop pretending they’re real bodies
cause actual g’s? you ain’t k!ll none
so shut the f-ck up and chill son
just ’cause you look like kim jong un doesn’t mean you’re ill, son
and since you believe in feng shui i’m gonna break in as an intruder at night
move your couch an inch or two to the right and f-ckin’ ruin your life
yo, your whole crew looks like an asian p-rn star
where they censor around where her bush be
’cause all i see is a bunch of squares surrounding this p-ssy
this murder’s so cold you can see this man’s breath
i’ll k!ll your supporters too for sleeping that’s korean fan death
either be a little boy or geriatric for your lifespan
oh, you got some egg in your face
which makes sense cause you’re shaped like a f-ckin’ frying pan
see i had a trap set you just played into my plan
cause you really don’t know what you’re f-cking with like you had a one night stand
in thailand
f-ggot!

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