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the centaurworld cast - becky apples lyrics

[wammawink]
jeffica

[horse]
becky apples

[horse & wammawink]
ughhh

[wammawink]
jeffica

[horse]
i bet becky’s got perfect hair

[wammawink]
jeffica, jeffica’s got stupid, stupid hooves

[horse]
i’m never going to eat another apple again

[wammawink]
do it really bunches my wool to think
how badly she hurt you
baby girl, tell me your story
[horse]
i left my rider so that i could raise an army
(so that how you could raise an army?)
and c+doug popped up and
he said something alarming
(ooo what did he say?)
he told me, that my best friend’s ridden
(no!)
another horse so pretty
(no way!)
and her name is becky apples becausе

[horse & wammawink]
ughhhh, of course it is
becky apples, bеcky apples
what a gorgeous fancy schmuck
becky, how you like em’ apples?
‘cuz i think your apples suck!
becky apples, becky apples
guess what i knew rider first!
and well technically, i don’t know becky
i know, she’s the worst

[wammawink]
ugh! she is so the worst horse
[horse]
right? ugh

[wammawink]
it’s unbelievable!

[horse]
stupid becky

[wammawink]
but can i tell you about someone
who was… kind of a total becky
in my life?

[horse]
uh, okay, i+i+i mean
i’m kind of not done being mad
about becky apples

[wammawink & horse]
well, i was flirting, flirting with a sl!ck merdude
(yeah, this is not the same situation)
he was the finest carny, that i’ve ever persued
(there was more than one?)
he played me like an ukulele
(he did)
i don’t want no drama, baby
(too late?)
but i flipped when i found out
his girlfriend was a llama lady
arrghhh, that jeffica, that jeffica’s
got stupid pretty legs
and i bet that sunfish merguy
would let her adopt his eggs
jeffica, jeffica, jeffica, ughhhh
even her wool is perkier
maybe jeffica’s flirty boyfriend
is the one who’s the actual jerk here

ugh! jeffica, making me feel bad about
projecting my own insecurities
and displacing blame on her when
she really did nothing wrong?
ughhh, she’s the worst

oh right, you’re sad

[horse & wammawink]
i feel your pain, girl
i’m your indicator
and we don’t know
(jeffica, becky)
we just know, we hate her
this isn’t okay, and this isn’t fine

[wammawink]
let it out baby girl

[horse]
it’s just i thought, rider. would always be mine

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