the chattahoochies - bake me a man lyrics
[verse 1]
i’m a blue ribbon winner for my cinnamon rolls
best in four counties for my donut holes
my death by chocolate cake’s got layers for days and days
my biscuits and gravy will put you to bed
i drive ’em all crazy with my gingerbread, yeah
i could cook it all, except one thing
[chorus]
if i could bake me a man, all sugar, low fat
melt right in my hand, not go straight to my ass
rise when i need, and go down guilt free
honey life would be so much sweeter, d+mn
if i could bake me a man
[verse 2]
he’d be opening doors, and closing the blinds
turning up the heat by the look in his eye
arms like an angel, and a b+tt just like a fuzzy georgia peach, umami!
watch me work my culinary magic
sweet talk me, slow talk like molasses
love for a livin’, a saint in the kitchen
and a whole snack in the sheets
[chorus]
if i could bake me a man, all sugar, low fat
melt right in my hand, not go straight to my ass
rise when i need, and go down guilt free
honey life would be so much sweeter, d+mn
if i could bake me a man, ooh
[bridge]
if i could bake me a man
who could say she ain’t me
be a millionaire, selling recipes
i’d be rolling in dough, and i’d never leave home
i’d be l!cking the pan, say what?
yes ma’am!
[chorus]
if i could bake me a man, all sugar, low fat
melt right in my hand, not go straight to my ass
rise when i need, and go down guilt free
honey life would be so much sweeter, d+mn
if i could bake me a
[outro]
yummy, yummy, tickle my tummy
better than honey, d+mn so sweet
if only i could bake me a man
yes ma’am!
delicious
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