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the chattahoochies - i dodged a mullet lyrics

[chorus]
i dodget a mullet, when you broke my heart
could’ve been me, sittin’ six dogs deep in the shadyoaks trailer park
it might’ve been my name tattooed in flames on your ass
grabbin’ farmer tanned arms
but i dodged a mullet, when you broke my heart

[verse 1]
you were my clarksville mcconaughey, achy breaky billy ray
all your kisses had the taste of parrot bay and ocean spray
hooch hockin’ arkansas, frenemies with the law
when you left me all on my own for mountain dew and methadone
one dark and stormy night, you begged me to be your wife
drank up all of my natty light. and limped the h+ll out of my life

[chorus]
i dodget a mullet, when you broke my heart
could’ve been me smokin’ home grown weed in the shadyoaks trailer park
it might’ve been my name scratched into the paint
on your step+daddy’s cousin’s old car
but i dodged a mullet, when you broke my heart

[verse 2]
would’ve caught that laundered money felon charge
now i thank my lucky stars
paducah pablo estobar’s drinking with the prison guards
could’ve been your ride or die, simping in a single wide
the lord was looking out for me, protecting me from perjury
what can i say about the one that got away?
he’s doin’ business in the front, and party in the back
in a whole new kind of way
[chorus]
i dodged a mullet, when you broke my heart
could’ve been me sittin’ six kids deep in the shadyoaks trailer park
it might’ve been my name gettin’ home town famous
for shopliftin’ guns in walmart
but i dodged a mullet, when you broke my heart
i sure dodged a mullet, when you broke my heart

- the chattahoochies lyrics

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