the chattahoochies - itchin' 4 a bitchin' lyrics
[verse 1]
you must have the worst luck in the world
girl, if you’d only caught me half an hour ago
i woulda been sweet, & complimentin’
sayin’ how much i like your dress
but d+mn, patron!
it’s got me two sheets to the wind
you’re two inches too close to him
and that’s a big fat h+ll no! (h+ll no!)
but i’ll be d+mned if you don’t understand
that’s my man you’re puttin’ your fake tan hands on
[chorus]
you must be cruisin’ for a bruisin’
achin’ for a breakin’
yearnin’ for a burnin’
knockin’ for a clockin’
pardon my french, but you’re barking up the wrong f+cking tree
you must be lookin’ for a whoopin’
flirtin’ for a hurtin’
askin’ for a smackin’
reachin’ for a preachin’
twitchin’ for a switchin’
itchin’ for a b+tchin’ from me!
[verse 2]
well, the walls they may be spinnin’
but i’m shootin’ straight and hitting what i aim for
and i don’t need an explanation
’cause i got (hic) inebriation to blame for my slight overreaction
and knocked your high falutin ass flat on that dance floor
and i’ll be that face on the sunday front page
when the headlines say “you get exactly what you pay for”
[chorus]
you must be cruisin’ for a bruisin’
achin’ for a breakin’
yearnin’ for a burnin’
knockin’ for a clockin’
pardon my french, but you’re barking up the wrong f+cking tree
(mon cherí)
you must be lookin’ for a whoopin’
flirtin’ for a hurtin’
askin’ for a smackin’
reachin’ for a preachin’
twitchin’ for a switchin’
itchin’ for a b+tchin’ from me!
[instrumental break]
(ah+ha!)
[bridge]
i’ll sn+tch that bun right off your head
box that botox out your face
smoke you like a cigarette
honey, you just name the time and place
[chorus]
since you been cruisin’ for a bruisin’
achin’ for a breakin’
yearnin’ for a burnin’
knockin’ for a clockin’
pardon my french, but you’re barking up the wrong f+cking tree
(mon cherí)
you must be lookin’ for a whoopin’
flirtin’ for a hurtin’
askin’ for a smackin’
reachin’ for a preachin’
twitchin’ for a switchin’
itchin’ for a b+tchin’ from me!
[outro]
you must be doomin’ for a woundin’
houndin’ for a poundin’
struttin’ for a cuttin’
pokin’ for a chokin’
rushin’ for a crushin’
yankin’ for a spankin’
tellin’ for a k!llin’
beggin’ for a wreckin’
toastin’ for a roastin’
flinchin’ for a… pinchin’?
itchin’ for a b+tchin’ from me!
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