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the chattahoochies - panhandle scandal lyrics

[verse 1]
well betty sue met thelma rae half way through 11th grade
and they started as best friends, ’til betty took thelma’s man
a couple years of bitter tears put thelma on the pole
but that’s how she met her baby daddy, betty’s daddy joe, b+tch!

[chorus]
panhandle scandal
gossip like a redneck roman candle
it’ll hang around like a buck on a mantle
can’t outrun a panhandle scandal

[verse 2]
well it was quite miraculous, h+ll, d+mn near immaculate
that thelma rae concieved aftеr joe had clipped his wings
it must have been thе good lord’s plan
the preacher laid his healing hands
then thelma hit her knees, well it all makes sense to me

[chorus]
it’s a panhandle scandal
that baby looks a lot like pastor randal
it’ll leave a happy home in shambles
can’t outrun a panhandle scandal

[bridge]
well just about the time the insurance came through
joe came down with a h+ll of a flu, and we prayed with all our might
but he went on home that night
and folks were blue, but betty sue was inconsolable
the lawyer read the will and said that thelma got it all
[chorus]
it’s a panhandle scandal
heard she blew it all on a get rich gamble
now she’s in a double+wide, yelling at randal
trading homemade shine for a pack of camels
panhandle scandal
gossip like a redneck roman candle
it’ll hang around like a buck on a mantle
can’t outrun a panhandle scandal

[outro]
you know there, but by the grace of god go i (heard that)
i would put him on the top of my permenant prayer list (bless ’em)
i would like some of that homemade shine though
lil’ bit more tequila

- the chattahoochies lyrics

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