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the coalition of chaos - le holi bibbleh lyrics

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i got a little story about a guy named jesus
he’s got a big house, an’ a massive p+n+s
he’s the son of god, got all the sweet sh+t
can ya feel this?

his mom gave birth to him in a shed
she was a virgin, she don’t give no head
12 at the time, which fills me dread
joseph was eighteen, she didn’t even change her bedspreads

speaking of which, he was a bit p+ssed
cause his wife got pregnant without his d+ck
till an angel came down and told him to chill
he said “don’t worry, man it’s all god’s will”

so they bought a donkey, and rode it to town
they chilled in a barn, which made them frown
but they were too poor
to afford anything more
so jesus was born in a manger

(what? that doesn’t even rhyme…)
(just shut up and sing the song!)

meanwhile, king herod could detect the danger
of a son of god; he was no stranger
to people tryna steal his crown
but what he did will make you frown
he k!lled all the newborns in the kingdom

- the coalition of chaos lyrics

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