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the connally crew (captain mogunz & tawdry beers) - alcoholics synonymous lyrics

[intro]
george burns said, “it only takes one drink to get me drunk. problem is i can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the motherf-cking fourteenth!” leh’ go!

[hook]
(captain mogunz)
black boy beligerant, white girl wasted
hit the liquor store, buying bottles by the cases
taking straight shots, man. i can’t even taste it
me & captain morgan on a first name basis

(tawdry beers)
black boy beligerant, white girl wasted
drinking all day. yea, that’s right. we getting dasted
memory last night, yea, that’s right. i erased it
going full black out cause i am not a racist

[verse 1]
(captain mogunz)
i wake up every morning b-tt naked & intoxicated
mom says i’m addicted, but she knows i’m just dedicated
look ma, no legs! handstanding on kegs!
drinking blue moon, but we do this on the reg

(tawdry beers)
like my drinks like my president, smooth & mixed
a drink is like a chance. take a shot. you can’t miss
snukes on deck just in case i get the drunchies
crew on deck if a b-tch tries to punch me
they don’t know we soak up hunch punch like a spongie

(captain mogunz)
don’t know we inhale alcohol through our lungs, bry

(tawdry beers)
and we steady throwing up green like the vom that be pouring out the bottom our tummies

[hook repeat]

[verse 2]
(tawdry beers)
wake up in the morning, pour some coffee in my bailey’s
i drink like it’s my job, & i go to work daily
pounding beers, (cm) sipping wine
downing shots, (cm) hitting dimes
feel the rhythm, feel that rhyme
(cm) let’s get f-cked up. it’s just that time!
we going jon hamm, mad men in this b-tch
straight to the head, double fisting with fifths
meet us at the waffle house. it’s going down
last call. we driving home. one more round!

(captain mogunz)
sorry, officer. can’t spell my abc’s backwards
never learned to read, & my bac’s on hazard
here’s a pun, so try & listen close to my banter
this cop tried to nail me, & i’m already hammered

[hook repeat]

[verse 3: captain mogunz & tawdry beers]
(cm) we black boy beligerant, white girl wasted
(tb) just a foreigner & female feeling faded
(cm) black babes beligerant, (tb) white boys wasted
(cm) to all my other races, (both) we all inebriated!
(cm) not alcoholics, just a little soberphobic
(tb) if you feel the same, never be afraid to show it
(cm) here’s to your next beer. hope that it’s the coldest

(tawdry beers)
and here’s the golden rule. we just feel like you should know this
listen close to what i’m rappin
don’t remember, didn’t happen
don’t believe me. just ask my man, captain

(robert sandusky & captain morgan)
(rs) but i cheated. (cm) didn’t happen!
(rs) with my cousin. (cm) didn’t happen!
(rs) he’s a boy. (cm) didn’t happen!
(rs) little boy. (cm) ohhhhhh…

(hook repeat)

no condoms!

- the connally crew captain mogunz tawdry beers lyrics

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