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the cooties - my calling lyrics

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2am and i can’t sleep once again
i keep having that reoccurring dream
that i’m sitting on a boat with a bunch of men
i finally know what it means
but i’m scared
that you won’t understand
(that you won’t understand)

something’s not right
something’s not right
no, something’s not right with your boy
something’s not right
something’s not right

i know my calling
i’m a pirate
and i’m sailing away from the haters
the ocean is calling
out to me and my parrot
and we’re gonna burn this whole city down
yo ho motherf+cker i’m a pirate now

yo ho motherf+cker

i belong at sea
roaming port to port
stealing treasure chests
from an enemy’s fort
drinking tons of rum
with my pirate boys
they will show me the ropes
???
show me the ropеs
???
but first i need a hook hand
hook hand
gonna need a peg leg
peg lеg
someone poke my eye out
for my eye patch

i finally did it
i moved to the caribbean
famously that’s where they’re from
but no pirates there, just a bunch of rum
but that’s where i met mark
he’s my new friend
my island ’till i die friend
he’s a big, strong, beautiful man

mark flies planes
and planes are cool
and a plane’s much faster than a boat (a boat)
the sky is the limit
when you’re in a plane

i know my calling
i’m a pilot
and i’m flying away from you posers
mark said he’d teach me
it looks pretty easy
and i’m gonna shake my ass in the clouds
wheels up motherf+ckers i’m a pilot now
wheels up motherf+cker!

wait a second ??

the truth is…

i’m not a pirate
or a pilot
i’ll never be a fireman or a cop
cause i am a frog
a frog with a dream
a dream to be human
and have a job

ribbit ribbit motherf+cker
i’m a godd+mned frog

ribbit ribbit motherf+cker!

i’m not a pirate
or a pilot
i’ll never be a fireman or a cop
cause i am a frog
a frog with a dream
a dream to be human
and have a job
ribbit ribbit motherf+cker
i’m a godd+mned frog

- the cooties lyrics

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