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the dead milkmen - bitchin' camaro lyrics

– hey jack, what’s happenin’?
– i don’t know.
– well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin’ ’bout goin’ down to
the sh-r-.
– uh, yeah, i think i’m gonna go down to the sh-r-.
– whadda ya gonna do down there?
– uh, i don’t know, play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts.
– don’t forget your motley crue t-shirt; y”know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a’ jail.
– uh huh.
– can’t wait to go down. hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while
you’re down there?
– uh, what’s the sand bar?
– ah, it’s a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
– ah, cool.
– ya hey, guess who’s gonna be there?
– uh, who?
– my favorite cover band, crystal ship.
– wow.
– yeah, they do a doors show, you’d be really impressed, in fact, it goes a
little like this:

love me two times baby
love me twice today
love me two times girl
cause i got aids
love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause i got aids

– uh…
– pretty good jim morrison impersonation there. i hope those guys have a
good sense of humor and don’t take us into court.
– uh, what’s the court?
– never mind that, the important thing here…
– you mean the people’s court.
– the… now, that’s another story. the important thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how i’m gonna get down to the sh-r-.
– oh, how you gettin’ down to the sh-r-?
– funny you should ask, i’ve got a car now..
– ah wow, how’d ya get a car?
– oh, my folks drove it up here from the bahamas.
– you’re kidding!
– i must be, the bahamas are islands. okay,, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
– uh uh, what kinda car do ya’ got?
– i’ve got a b-tchin’ camaro…

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b-tchin’ camaro, b-tchin’ camaro!
i ran over my neighbors
b-tchin’ camaro, b-tchin’ camaro!
now i’m in all the papers

my folks bought me a b-tchin’ camaro
with no insurance to match
so if i happen to run you down
please don’t leave a scratch

i ran over some old lady
one night at the county fair
and i didn’t get arrested
because my dad’s the mayor

b-tchin’ camaro, b-tchin’ camaro!
donuts on your lawn
b-tchin’ camaro, b-tchin’ camaro!
tony orlando and dawn

when i drive past the kids
they all spit and cuss
cause i’ve got a b-tchin’ camaro
and they have to ride the bus

so you’d better get out of my way
when i come through your yard
cause i’ve got a b-tchin’ camaro
and an exxon credit card

b-tchin’ camaro, b-tchin’ camaro!
hey man where ya headed?
b-tchin’ camaro, b-tchin’ camaro!
i don’t want unleaded!

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